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Marshall, 31

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About Me

As I am an incredibly lazy individual, I'm looking for someone to force me off the couch for some spontaneous fun. Must be more hilarious then myself and share a similar twisted sarcastic sense of humour.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sequoia

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Will start off with the obvious... I'm all kinds of awesome ;) lol Honestly, you have to toot you're own horn cause no one else will!!! Seriously though, I'm far from perfect but have plenty of amazing qualities a man would be proud of having in his partner. Am I overly confident? No, but I do know my worth and am looking for someone who would value that worth.I'm looking for someone who would be as excited about me as I would be about them :) I'm at a point in my life where I'm sure of what I want and am ready to start that next chapter in my life. I'm looking for that someone to share life's simple pleasures with. My reason for choosing undecided/open as my answer as to whether I want children... I love kids. They are special little creatures ;) As long as children are part of the family unit, I'm open to whatever way it happens... Either my partner already has children or I have one of my own. PS... please don't think that I'm solely attracted to muscular/athletic guys, I'm not :) Lets be honest, the first time you meet someone isn't really a first date. It's like an informal interview!!! Meet up, grab a drink or whatever and decide if this person is someone you'd like to get to know better. If not, interview over ;) if so, then plan a follow up interview...or that first date :)

  • Reese

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Ok, Im a teenage mother who has came a long way and still going places. I LOVE my son and god. There number 1. Goals is to go back to school, learn to love again, and just be happy. I'm old school even though im young 30. I dont like one worded conversations, lies, or a cheater. I work alot too trying to pay bills off and to save for my future. So if you want to talk well have to chat on here a little before i give my number out. I'll date a smoker but im telling you now ill never shut up about it. It smells, your kiss is like an ashtray, and its bad for our health especially my kid or yours. Guys ask me what am I looking for. Well coming out of an abusive relationship and new to this dating world. I want a well mannered, cute, caring, loving, honest, loyal who dont play games, MAN. Who knows the value of a woman, and wants a partner not a mother. It's time I get what I want, and receive the love I give in return. Im tired of BS and drama. I am straight up about stuff, and im not here for sex games. So plz dont waste my time if thats what u want. Im learning to live again so im up formost of everything fun. Im working on my self and my looks and im shy about my body. I love me and im beautiful, but im no model. Habits. I bite my nails. Im tomboyish all my life. Im not prissy but at times love to dress up and feel sexy. Im a tennie shoe, pants, and t-shirt, ponytail kind of gal. I just want respect, honesty, and love. Who dont!. Hit me up if u like what u read, I like to make friends too. Ttyl ---guys be real! DONT WASTE MY TIME...I dont mind long distance relationship, but on here its not practical. Let's just say in the past first dates have been werid. I would like to see what the man can come up with w me in mind. I dont have expensive taste but I dont want no 1dollar deal at Mcds either. I take that back i love there sweet tea. Lol. I can't hear in loud resurtants so I'd have to sit next to you, maybe. Lol. Just a heads up. Lol I do like the melting pot, outback, pappadoxes? Spelling may be wrong, and cheeper places Zaxbys, my all time favorite is waffle house. Lol. So I just want to be comfortable and experiance a great time. I will be nervous I can assure you. Lol. Hugs.

  • Ulrica

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I am looking for a man who is confident, fun, stable, and either a (non-creepy or overly religious) Christian or accepting of the fact that I am. I enjoy being outside, so being willing and able to do outdoor activities is pretty important. I am happy with my life and with who I am, so I am not looking for someone "to complete me" but, rather, someone who I can enjoy life with. I am looking for a partner; someone I can cuddle with, talk to, enjoy activities with, and maybe share the rest of my life with... It seems necessary to get a few things out of the way in an effort to not waste your time, or my own... **If you are interested in someone who cheapens themselves by sending out naked pictures in an effort to get your attention, I am not that person. **If you aren't interested in getting together and connecting in person, don't bother contacting me. **My kids are older (16b, 14g, 10b), with solid male role models, so I am not looking for a "daddy"... I've done a great job raising fantastic kids. **We all have baggage we bring to the table, but if you haven't found closure in your previous relationship please don't use me as an emotional distraction from dealing with it.I am loyal and dedicated... a highly passionate person, honest and direct sometimes to a fault. I work hard and am a lot of fun to be around. I like to get life's "business" out of the way to keep from taking up the time of living and enjoying what there is to enjoy with the time we have. I am independent, difficult, sarcastic, and the best friend you could ever ask for! I will do anything for those around me. I love life and having fun and am often looking for ways to fill the hours of my day... I love to be outside when it's nice and equally enjoy cuddling on the couch to a good movie. I'm the kind of woman who is just as comfortable eating barbecue in my flip flops as I am in a formal dress and a five-course meal. I get along and have fun with anyone, in any situation! I am strong in my Biblical faith, though I am pretty anti-religion... I'm willing to explain that if it's important enough for you to ask.I love music of all types... it all has a time and a place... but you will usually find me listening to some kind of rock or country! Anything that gives us the opportunity to get to know each other. I think it's always a good idea to do something fun as it helps to at least limit, if not eliminate, the awkward factor.

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