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Jodie, 32
United States, Alabama, Roanoke

Offline, last seen Fri, 19 Dec 2025 14:32:32

About Me

So...I'm incredibly sarcastic, funny, and fun, but I can also be super serious and lately I've been very reflective so I actually have two profiles...scroll down for the super sarcastic profile. Let me know which one you like best if you manage to read this entire novel ;)Super serious profile:I’m 32 years old and I’ve seen and done a lot...I’I’ve seen great poverty and I’ve seen great wealth and am fortunate to never have experienced either.I’ve been blessed with the opportunity to teach and touch the lives of over 2,***children.I’I’ve fallen in love.I’ve had my heart broken repeatedly.I’ve heard the quiet of a cathedral and marveled at the splendor of stained glass and construction that somehow cannot be reproduced in our fast paced American lives.I’ve experienced great pain, both physically and emotionally.I've seen God.I’ve built and created beautiful things using my hands.I’ve survived change.I’ve walked paths once reserved for royalty.I’ve acknowledged my shortcomings.Super Sarcastoc:I'm funny and incredibly sarcastic. I'm also an artist and a wonderful art teacher. I'm a far better teacher than artist. I love all things creative. I recently built a massive teepee on my porch. It's every bit as amazing as you might be imagining. I also love to run. I'm sweet, kind, and helpful. I can't help but help.So what am I looking for...Someone who is funny. Okay, I really am 32, but I can text like a 16 year old girl. I'm fast and funny so I need someone who can fire back at me with something equally hilarious.Someone who is in a secure, stable place. That means your career and your family. I can't help you "find yourself" and I can't help you get over your ex. No rebounds or undergrad students.Someone who likes kids. My kids are with me the majority of the time. In turn, if you have kids then I'm totally okay with it. I taught elementary school for 6 years and am actually looking forward to a blended family.Someone who is active. I love to run. Love it! I don't run so I can eat whatever I want, I run because it clears my head and makes me feel good. With that said, don't expect me to run through mud or people throwing paint.Someone who wants to be adored. I want to be someones biggest fan. I'm not interested in a lukewarm relationship or watered down affection. Give me a reason to be your cheerleader.Someone who knows what they believe in. I'm a Christian and believe that God's best for me will be a man of faith and conviction.This one is not a deal breaker, but I'm tiny and I like a big man. It makes me feel even smaller and I like that. I like to stand on my toes to kiss.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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