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Jodie, 32
United States, Alabama, Roanoke

Offline, last seen Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:21:31

About Me

So...I'm incredibly sarcastic, funny, and fun, but I can also be super serious and lately I've been very reflective so I actually have two profiles...scroll down for the super sarcastic profile. Let me know which one you like best if you manage to read this entire novel ;)Super serious profile:I’m 32 years old and I’ve seen and done a lot...I’I’ve seen great poverty and I’ve seen great wealth and am fortunate to never have experienced either.I’ve been blessed with the opportunity to teach and touch the lives of over 2,***children.I’I’ve fallen in love.I’ve had my heart broken repeatedly.I’ve heard the quiet of a cathedral and marveled at the splendor of stained glass and construction that somehow cannot be reproduced in our fast paced American lives.I’ve experienced great pain, both physically and emotionally.I've seen God.I’ve built and created beautiful things using my hands.I’ve survived change.I’ve walked paths once reserved for royalty.I’ve acknowledged my shortcomings.Super Sarcastoc:I'm funny and incredibly sarcastic. I'm also an artist and a wonderful art teacher. I'm a far better teacher than artist. I love all things creative. I recently built a massive teepee on my porch. It's every bit as amazing as you might be imagining. I also love to run. I'm sweet, kind, and helpful. I can't help but help.So what am I looking for...Someone who is funny. Okay, I really am 32, but I can text like a 16 year old girl. I'm fast and funny so I need someone who can fire back at me with something equally hilarious.Someone who is in a secure, stable place. That means your career and your family. I can't help you "find yourself" and I can't help you get over your ex. No rebounds or undergrad students.Someone who likes kids. My kids are with me the majority of the time. In turn, if you have kids then I'm totally okay with it. I taught elementary school for 6 years and am actually looking forward to a blended family.Someone who is active. I love to run. Love it! I don't run so I can eat whatever I want, I run because it clears my head and makes me feel good. With that said, don't expect me to run through mud or people throwing paint.Someone who wants to be adored. I want to be someones biggest fan. I'm not interested in a lukewarm relationship or watered down affection. Give me a reason to be your cheerleader.Someone who knows what they believe in. I'm a Christian and believe that God's best for me will be a man of faith and conviction.This one is not a deal breaker, but I'm tiny and I like a big man. It makes me feel even smaller and I like that. I like to stand on my toes to kiss.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I'm a 35 year old woman with 2 children who is looking for a LONG term relationship. Preferably a man with NO children who is a GENUINE CHRISTIAN man. Just a little side note, I will NOT put up with liars, cheaters, etc... Been down that road and won't do it ever again. A couple things I live by are: "If you don't have trust, you don't have shit" and "You get what you put up with".....A few things I enjoy are hanging out with friends and having a few drinks on the weekends, spending time with family, and the simple things like looking up at the stars at night at God's AWESOME artwork. I love rock/alternative music, and scary movies. I love to laugh and make others laugh. Ok, I guess I've babbled enough here, so, if you think you might be interested, hit me up :)************If you do NOT like my tattoos, DO NOT contact me. I do not need anyone telling me how I'm one tattoo short of being unemployable, how I've desecrated my body, etc. Just keep moving right along.....Thanks and have a great day :)*****************************************If you are older than 38, please DO NOT contact me!!!!!!!************************I CAN'T believe I even have to say this, but, if you are MARRIED, DO NOT contact me! WTF are you people doing on here in the first place if you're married? Damn, doesn't anyone have any morals these days?????*******!!!! Whatever's cool with me, but, one thing I do know for damn sure is if I meet another effin dumbass, pervert,liar,can't take a hint man on here I'm gonna effin scream and you will be GUARANTEED there will NOT be a second date. I cannot believe the dumbasses I've met on here who have thought there was some kind of connection when there CLEARLY was not....I mean DAYUMMMMMMM......lol *****************If you are NOT over your ex and/or NOT looking for a relationship, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT contact me. Why the **** are you people on a DATING site if these things are occurring????????**************************************************Yet another update: if you have recently started talking to someone on here with whom you are interested in, DO NOT give me your number and tell me how you can't wait to hear from me. Do you not realize what that says about you? WTF is wrong with you BOYS??????? Yes, I said BOYS because I have YET to meet a MAN on here....lolololol***********************Reason 6, ***NOT to contact me. If you do NOT have any pics posted of you where you are NOT wearing sunglasses or a hat , DO NOT contact me. We ALL know that some folks look better with them on than off, hence the reason some of you are wearing them in every one of your pics...lol******

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I am a simple, easy going, easy to talk to, drama free girl. I like all kinds of music but a big country fan. Something simple, dinner and drinks.

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  • Maggie from Roanoke | Woman | 33 years old | Leo
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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I am new to this area. I have been here a little over a month and not real sure where to meet people. Most look at ya kinda odd if you try to strike up conversation in the produce aisle, lol. I am a down to earth fun loving country girl. I like to do most anything outdoors (hunting, fishing, camping, etc.), read, and sing karaoke. If you would like to know more details about me, just send me an *** will be happy to answer any questions.I would like to meet someone with common interests that doesn't mind kids (my son is ***and pets. Of course, it would be a while before you met them lol. Maybe a cup of coffee and conversation for a first time meeting. If there's chemistry, then maybe discuss an actual date.

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