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AmieOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Before you read my profile, let's get a few things out of the way... Serial daters need not apply. .. I'm a very smart woman and will figure you out :-) *~*~I am a huge MIZZOU fan and dislike the red and blue birds! Lol*~*~Please don't message me if you are in your teens or twenties; chances are we have nothing in common.*~*~I am NOT looking for a hook up. Let's face it...us girls can get a hook up anytime we want :) lol I am over all the dating games so if you are just playing the number game, please don't even waste my time! *~*~I cannot have anymore children. I have 3 beautiful children and would prefer someone who also has children.I've recently lost a lot of weight and am focused on getting healthy and staying in the gym, I would like to find someone who has the same focus so we can keep each other motivated :) . I enjoy laughing and the simple things in life. I am ready to find that connection and live the life I deserve!Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? HA!3 facts about life: You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. You're retarded cause you just tried it and realized that you can.Now you're smiling cause you're an idiot. LOLok ok how about 10 Facts about YOU1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three.5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling.7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid.9. You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.11. You didn't realize there's supposed to be 10 facts...Did you know if you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like the pac-man game?!!??So you made it this far and you're thinking.... Lol Its true I do have a crazy side but its all in good humor! If you wanna know more; message me to see if we have a connection ;-) I'm beginning to think that men are like parking spots; all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped!!! HA Prove me wrong!! Oh and before you *** nasty message about being handicapped - I am referring to someone who has behavioral issues by choice , not an actual handicapped person!!!
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JonicaOnline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-53
Hi! My name is Jonica. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Ozark, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ElisabethOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
My Self Summary: Fact: I am taller than most women but not a super model you can break with one hand. I am proud of my long legs, curves, and real assets. I am confident in my own skin.Likes: Eye contact, smiles, winks, foodgasms, running, kisses, traveling, chapstick, a bed full of pillows, manners, Diet Coke (not Pepsi), Zac Brown, massages, sarcasm, flirting, coffee with cream and sugar, cupcakes, holding hands, wine, MN sports, being on the water, camping (roughing it-not hotel camping), cooking, cuddling, olives in my beer, Duck Dynasty, my truckDislikes: mice, rudeness, critical and judgemental peopleI’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun).What I am Doing with My Life: I am an Executive Director- opening a new assisted living this fall. I am Really Good At: laughing, genuinely, even at the stupid jokes.cooking, but not doing the dishes.hugging, and making others feel better and sneaking in some kissesnapping, best with someone next to mewearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it.solving the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune, it’s uncanny.putting others before myself...and finding tiny ways to make their dayI spend a Lot of Time Thinking About: my residents at work.kissing.my next good work out.my faith and impacting others- making a difference!; Coffee, Diet Coke and winethe F***truck I wantYou Should Message Me If: you believe in love and romance...or at least a connection you think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.you're okay with spending a weekend in jeans and a hoodieyou want to teach me how to golf.you think it’s more adorable than embarrassing that I drive a truck and LOVE it.you want to get to know a smart, successful, beautiful woman that knows how to treat a guy*You don't have to fall into one or all the above categories to message me. However, I will respond to message with some substance and not just a 'Hi'. The beginning of the date will be a hug hello followed by lots of smiles and simple, generic 'get to know you' questions that we have already asked each other on the phone but ask anyway to break the ice.The end of the date will be more flirting as we finalize plans for possibly another date followed by a good-bye hug with sneaking in a good night kiss.