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AmieOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Before you read my profile, let's get a few things out of the way... Serial daters need not apply. .. I'm a very smart woman and will figure you out :-) *~*~I am a huge MIZZOU fan and dislike the red and blue birds! Lol*~*~Please don't message me if you are in your teens or twenties; chances are we have nothing in common.*~*~I am NOT looking for a hook up. Let's face it...us girls can get a hook up anytime we want :) lol I am over all the dating games so if you are just playing the number game, please don't even waste my time! *~*~I cannot have anymore children. I have 3 beautiful children and would prefer someone who also has children.I've recently lost a lot of weight and am focused on getting healthy and staying in the gym, I would like to find someone who has the same focus so we can keep each other motivated :) . I enjoy laughing and the simple things in life. I am ready to find that connection and live the life I deserve!Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? HA!3 facts about life: You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. You're retarded cause you just tried it and realized that you can.Now you're smiling cause you're an idiot. LOLok ok how about 10 Facts about YOU1. You're reading this right now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three.5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling.7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid.9. You didn't realize I skipped eight. 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.11. You didn't realize there's supposed to be 10 facts...Did you know if you put your finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like the pac-man game?!!??So you made it this far and you're thinking.... Lol Its true I do have a crazy side but its all in good humor! If you wanna know more; message me to see if we have a connection ;-) I'm beginning to think that men are like parking spots; all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped!!! HA Prove me wrong!! Oh and before you *** nasty message about being handicapped - I am referring to someone who has behavioral issues by choice , not an actual handicapped person!!!
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JaneleOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
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BeckiOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
Does anyone really like describing themselves? I mean really, brag about yourself so that people will be interested without sounding like a b---. Well here it goes. People tell me that I'm funny...OK, that's just the students I teach, but they should count since I am around them more than anyone else. I'm fairly sarcastic, but not in a mean way-usually. :) I like watching just about any sport, except the NBA. I don't know what it is about professional basketball. I mean, I'm with you throughout college. What happens after that magical draft? Oh yeah, they get paid the big bucks. What I'm looking for-First and foremost, you have to make me laugh. If you like The Goonies you're in. Also, you have to be able to spell. Sorry, I'm a teacher. I'm not saying you have to spell antidisestablishmentarianism correctly, but if my students can spell it, you should be able to too. Or at least you should use spell check. I mean put some effort into it!