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Deanna, 23

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What's up?! They call me Officer Sexy but you can call me Shawn ;) hahaaaa corny, I know. Anyhow! I'm a corrections officer at my county jail and I love it! Now don't be alarmed, just because I'm paid to be a hardass doesn't mean I'm like that once the uniform comes off. I'm looking for a woman, yes, woman, I'm grown, who understands what it's like to have a big kid job and can understand that I work long hours. I'm not looking for a forever, lets-get-married-on-our-second-date type thing, but I am looking for a lasting relationship. I've had to resort to online trickery because I work so much and the options here are very limited...A little about myself, I guess I'm what most refer to as a stud, I love to show off my girl, I can backroad like a boss, if it involves water, I'm down. I'm serious when I say I can make any situtation fun...I'm that awesome...or just that concieted :D ANYWAYS! Requirements: Please be HWP, DDF, and respectable. I get it, we're young, let's set the world on fire, YOLO, yadda yadda yaddda....but my God...Have some common sense and some pride...it creeps me out.Also, I'm a sucker for femmes...especially if they are hipsters. Yall drive me insane! If you can't hold a conversation with me and only reply back with one worded answers, bye. Plus if you want to continue your stalking, by all means check me out on *** *** and Tumblr beautifullies09 Taking a girl out to eat on a first date is so awkward when you really think about it. Everyone will vouch for me when I say it is extremely uncomfortable to eat in front of someone you don't know. You can't go wrong there; let loose, have fun! That's what dates are for, right? You want to get to know the person and have a great time doing it. If screaming your head off on a roller coaster isn't fun, then I don't know what to tell you! Afterwards, we chill out and maybe, just maybe, I'll steal that kiss I've been dying to steal all day.ORWe stay in and watch some of my (hopefully yours too) favorite movies! Pride and Prejudice, RENT, Steel Magnolias. AAHHH Love it!! :D

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kelle

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    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31

    Im lookin for my queen Walk on the beach

  • Guinevere

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32

    Hello Potentials. I can ramble too, just like most of you. Why do I need to turbo-blast any REAL-LIFE "essay" OR power-point-style type"description" of MY own ridiculous hobbies, goals, and what on this or any planet makes me "unique"? NOTHING makes me "unique" and you probably are not either [its a compliment ;) ].... I actually STOPPED using that "word [unique]" in my vocabulary the same day I could pronounce it and comprehend what it wishes it could define, so i advise any person who has the ability to speak and write [or those who want to Not sound like a d-bag ever] toss that useless term "unique" in the trash and Never look back at it.Any-who,Seriously or Not,You get what you pay for, just to remind everyone or some one(s) to Not get all "huffy" at the selection [or lack of EXACTLY WHAT OR WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE "GOING TO FIND IN WHAT YOU ASSUME TO BE A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF TIME here, but last time I checked, the whole new & very popular- already approaching epidemic of the hard to recover from "Compulsive and spoiled rotten *** mentality" is Not exactly deemed a healthy habitual way to keep the self trained at achieving and it certainly does Not aide in obtaining any type of wisdom or growth nor patience, unless you get an actual awakening within yourself about it...] of men, women, in-bet-weens, there are or are not on this website aka *** anyways, I'm not here to impress the hardly anonymous [or creepily very anonymous] audience staring at "my" pictures on this site or reading these useless words your eyes have been staring at up until now. Number One: If you matter then awesome, we all matter, some of just have really bad entitlement issues [don't blame society, don't blame your childhood, nor whoever or whatever raised you- aha, take responsibility for your own "personal defects" and "internally created flaws" which most persons would take SEVERE offense to anyone outside of themselves POINTING those "defects/flaws" out to their face, in their physical presence, or away from them completely and through a robotic text message or *** an old fashioned phone call. But I ADORE and LOVE and will die at some point for Humanity's sake..... because I'm human. We all die for everyone else.Don't think to hard. I'm as friendly as ME. I'm almost kind of sorry that you actually read this far into the "MANDATORY" section of this page [i will not ever claim it to me "MY" page because meetville.com owns everything which was created from their domain.But YOU DO GET AN AWARD for all that reading ;).Message me and you shall receive.No one wants FREE Advice because the majority of "us" assume/think/hope that paying for advice automatically means it's legit and trustworthy and will help change [the self etc] for the better. [Our species can be such amusing yet very silly little creature filled with beliefs we are lazy enough to own up to without any individualistic questioning nor further thoughts of the "belief" at hand]THOUGH, nearly everyone who's ever experienced anything at all will secretly enjoy an opportunity to give some type of advice to someone, everyone, a few ones, or no one but themselves at a time(s) during the given lifetime regardless of it's worth, validity, or acceptance from the listener. So Here; FREE not-so- random Advice of The Day ((September 26, ***> Definitely do NOT keep allowing that forever fluctuating Ego [yes your naturally belligerent Ego] to be a useless lying Bully who tricks and easily manipulates your true authenticity, for your own life's sake [not mine; just yours] The following is perhaps a more or less perceivably extreme or unexpected Change of Topics:FYI --->> if you happen to actually be a closet homosexual or ''bisexual'' , then that's awesome [life's too short to be straight all the time] P.S. You can tell me if you haven't told anyone else about stuff like that. ;) Because it would just be an interesting experience if someone "came out of the closet" to a complete stranger of the opposite or same gender on a dating site without any prior communication what so ever between the sender and the one reading their inbox. OK later tater[oh yeah i love to laugh, because i surround myself in my physical life with incredibly awesomely WELL Humored genius's- i.e. People who are and can be genuinely Hilarious with or without knowing it. Nope, no dates until we've mutually established a real deal friendship type situation unless another idea is available.

  • Sandspatriciat

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-45

    Hi! My name is Sandspatriciat. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian woman with kids from Guntersville, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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