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About Me

Hi! My name is Lilshorty. I am never married christian caucasian woman without kids from United States, Texas, Beaumont. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    4'11"

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Valeria

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

  • Consuelo

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Good because that's me!I like to be busy, Most nights and weekends you won't find me home! Not always out at the bar either-just sports,lake,gym....When I am at a party you will never seeing me sitting down by myself. My friends love to have me out with them because I start the party! On the flip side I love a quiet night with the right person, just chilling at home, glass of wine movie/good book. I am affectionate and am looking for someone who is affectionate too. I love to cook and care for people. I am very independent and love my career. I tend to be too trusting and perpetually optimistic, not a complainer and don't like to be around people who are. My favorite dates are romantic ones and surprises. I love spontaneity. I want someone who is in good shape because I am and want a guy who can keep up! Not on here with the thought that I am going to fine "the One" but it would be a nice suprise:) Must Enjoy Kids!! I have them so they come with the package..... Looking to find someone to spend time with that has similar values. If that is you we should meet:) I will say when the right person comes along I will make time for him, not look to date forever, I want to find that person to share forever with.If your just looking to hook up move on.......if your married move on too......Yes you have a nice body but please let me meet you in person and find out :***\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know or have had***\\\***Someone close***\\***Die or***\***survive***\\\***Cancer***\\\---And Remember them fondly Well.If we are just meeting for the first time a drink, out on a patio this time of year, would be nice and see if there is an interest. For a first "date" one of my favorite things is to pack a gourmet picnic (wine included of course), go to a lake/river and sit and enjoy the view.Update- it's too cold to do either of those, what do you suggest?I like to be spontaneous though and love surprises (both for the person I am with and for me).YOU?

  • Elvia

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Southern small town girl at heart looking for someone to laugh with, Chemistry is a must and always wins in the end over looks or money. I am an old school kind of girl who enjoys everything from picnics all the way to a night at the symphony. Family and friends are everything to me and i'm looking for someone who has similar values. A perfect first date for me has to defenitely start with someone who has a positive outlook in a relaxed setting where we can get to know one another. Maybe something like a cooking class or any type of team effort activity. Talk to you soon :)

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