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*** Ok let's get one thing straight. If you don't like weed, then we can't be friends. I'm usually high 95% of the time. So if you don't, then don't even bother reading the rest. No I am not a typical stoner. I still live my life. High or not. I have my own apartment. My own bills. My own car and a job. I juggle all this and still smoke. My house is clean and I'm a fan-****ing-tastic cook. I do normal day sh*t while still being 150% stoned out of my mind. I work my ass off everyday and I usually reward myself by smoking a bowl and chilling the **** out. I'm old school. I'm loud. Crazy. Energetic. Hilarious. (I could do stand up if I really wanted too. I'm a funny ****). Caring. Loving. Intense. Unique. Weird. Honest. Blunt. And very persuasive. It's hard for people to be mad at me too. I love it. I have an obsession with bacon and beef jerky. Don't judge. I am all about living my life my way. So I do not take kindly to people telling me what to do and how to live my life. I'm an extreme homebody. I like to go out. But only if your feeding me. I have a bed time. And a routine. I don't do clubs. I like bars. Preferably ones with a pool table. I like to chill. I don't care to get crazy. I can't count the number of friends I have on one hand. True friends. I don't like attracting attention to me. I keep to my self and you can save the drama for your mama I change my hair color a lot because I get bored easily but yet I don't really care to venture out of my comfort zone either. This being said, I've gotten the same subway sandwich for 10 years and haven't changed shit. But I do like to live life dangerously. Like illegally downloading a movie and vegetating with snacks under the covers. I also have very high standards. I will not settle for less than what I deserve. You can believe that. Need to know more? Well Jesus, your needy. I guess you can just ask If you read this all, then your an effing trooper.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    Yes, they live with me

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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