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ElmerOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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KellyOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-65
I am open minded and willing to give this online thing a try. I live in the NW burbs and would enjoy finding someone near me to spend some time with, get to know and see where things go. I try to be a pretty active person and enjoy just about anything that can get me outdoors. I enjoy the summers warm weather and would enjoy finding a lovely woman to spend some time with. I am not a big winter person but I can still enjoy a walk in a snowstorm. I look forward to getting past winter and seeing the blooming flowers and green grass. In the summer I enjoy working around the house, on the yard, in the gardens as much as getting out on the boat for a day on the water. Fests, good music and good food are also a favorite of mine. A good bike ride is also something to enjoy.Maybe I should not mention this but one is the lonliest number and I am tired of being one person. I look forward to being a couple and not being "one". I am not the proverbial serial dater. That being said, I do realize you have to go on dates to meet the right one and that is what I am here for. I am not looking for a string of dates just a quality one that may lead to friendship and more, after all isn't a friendship the best basis for a relationship? Not sure of what I can say here that gets your attention,but I will say I can carry on a conversation which includes talking as well as listening. So if you want to start that conversation and see where things go, give me a try. If you would like and have a moment, since you looked at my profile. Drop me a line and tell me what you think of it. Is there something you liked or did not like? Do me a favor and let me know.Someplace quiet where we can have a conversation and get to know more about each other. Also someplace public where we can be comfortable.
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GmiamiOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Gmiami. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.