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UjuiceboxOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-46
Hi! My name is Ujuicebox. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Glencoe, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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EzekielOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
"Women: Meet your *dream* guy in 30 days or less! Guaranteed... I could go on to give you more facts about myself like my height or eye color... ect, but I have a feeling that most of the other men on this site just gave you a list of facts about themselves in the hopes that you might see something you like. I believe the proof is in the pudding, but I will say this, I'm an artist, I have a passion for life that seems to be very rare. I have an amazing family and the best friends in the world. I have my health and my talent that lets me create some amazing things. I've partied with the best from the U.S. to the U.K.. I've chilled out with people from almost every walk of life. I blend in anywhere. Suit and tie or tank top and flip flops it's all good. If you've read this far than there is some interest, please send me an ***, Don't window shop. I don't bite, well only on the third date...LOL I'm looking for a cool friendship that could lead to a possible long term relationship, what I mean is someone to hang out with, where you can just be yourself, no pressure, no expectations, just you for you and me for me and let's enjoy where things can go. If something happens than it's meant to be. I don't like to label any type of relationship cause you never know what happens. I like to let nature take it's course... I'm a challenge, a bit elusive, fun, vibrant, funny, fun to be with, sarcastic, not afraid to put you in your place, or have a little verbal sparring back and forth. I am very open minded with a positive outlook, a risk taker who is always up for an adventure. I'm driven with anything I set my mind to. One of my favorite quotes "You can't relive the past, the future is determined by what you do today, so now is the only time Well… there would be a ton of laughter... however... I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet… and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes… you know, JUST in case. :-)
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DevanOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
you know? I have no idea what to write in this thing...It's Obvious, That im just a normal person with a normal lifestyle with a normal OCD family that likes to keep crap neat.Sure they go to church, Ive got Two uncles that are ministers and one is head of a church choir..But As far as me? I follow along the hippie Jesus Act and pray on rocks and stuff than rather go to a building that has people just meeting up..Actually, Im really cool calm and really laid back...(no seriously) Stress bounces off of me like rubber bullets...Sure they sting like a****ns but by golly I just look back and say ....WOW...that was a learning experience..So what Am I looking for in a woman?Well to be honest you have to be at least 60 lbs below my average weight and im ***lbs..So sorry fluffy ladies..nothing against you, its just that im tired of big girls..(conceded as it may sound but I wanna change in my aura of likeness)she has to be funny with a slight of witty humor..So girls who take things wayyyyy tooooo serious...Sorry, I look at life like a comedy sitcom..I prefer someone younger than me...but its just a preference...Milfs are fine and all but they seem to keep dying on me at the retirement home so I really like to have someone around me for awhile...you know? :D just sayin.... so I apologize, My Geriatric Giggalo days are finally over and gone..And please God find me someone that likes kids or has kids their own and takes a huge amount of stress from little monsters...and oh!! by the way..im not abar going party hopper person neither....and drink by campfires but thats the extent of my fun time of boozing..So if you wanna know more? just ask...hope to hear from ya soon :D A cookout by the lake or at the house...and drinkin your favorite drink