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Harleyhalfmoon, 49

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About Me

I hate describing myself. I'm on here for friends. If we connect as friends, that's great. If we connect (in time) as more than friends, that's even greater. I don't want to spend my life alone, but I am not ready for a romantic relationship as of yet, because I just came out of a long term relationship with someone I thought I had a future with but he had other plans. I just want someone to get to know online for the time being. If that didn't scare you off, then keep reading... First of all, I have two sons and they are my world, they will always come first. I also have three stepchildren from a previous relationship that I plan on continuing contact with. If you have a problem with that, then read no further. Still here? Good. :-) Second of all, I cant afford to update my account right now, so I don't know if Ill be able to send or receive messages, but lets just say I go by harleyhalfmoon and I use gmail. Got it? ;-) I'm a good listener. I'm opinionated, but not loud about it. I'm a chronic insomniac but I'm working on that. I've been a preschool teacher for years, but I'm looking to expand my horizons, looking for a different kind of job. I like things in order but everything's not set in stone. Everything has it's place and at the end of the day, everything's in it's place. I'm quiet at first, but one we know each other, I'll talk your ear off. I have a weird sense of humor- light, dark, sarcastic, even slapstick, if you get me in the right mood. If you fart, I'm likely to die laughing. I believe in ghosts and my children and I pray before meals and I go to church. I can be ridiculously stubborn, but that doesn't mean you can't change my mind, it just means it's got to be worth it to you to try to. I have an extraordinary amount of patience, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna let you walk all over me. I have a temper, but the odds of you seeing it are less than your odds of winning the lottery- I keep my temper because I know I have one. I'm pretty low maintenance and I prefer low maintenance people to hang around with. I do not have the perfect body, nor the patience to attempt to maintain one, however, I am trying to eat healthier and be more active. I tend to over-analyze things and sometimes I'm overly truthful. If you mess up, I'll hold you accountable. But I try to be as fair and respectful as possible when I confront you on it. I can't cook to save my life, but I'm trying to learn. I read anything and everything. No, really- I read shampoo bottles in the tub for fun. I like a lot of random music, but I can't stand rap. Country and rock are my favorite genres. I love Weezer. I love watching movies, especially anything with Keanu Reeves or Robin Williams in it. I don't swear and I prefer you do not as well. I cannot be around people who smoke or have second hand smoke on their clothes, in their car, etc. I can't stand the sagging pants look. Cowboy hats are sexy. Snuggling on the couch watching a movie and drinking tea sounds lovely. If it looks like we have a chance of getting serious, I WILL do a background check on you. My children's safety is more important than your feelings. I think too much. I spend a lot of time thinking about my children and random philosophical thoughts that probably aren't very important at all. You should message me if you're not a jerk, you're not an idiot, you're not a sociopath, you're not trolling for sex, if you've got half a brain, a decent human being, if you like and respect children, if you can control your temper, if you know how to productively communicate in the event of an argument, if you're an honest man, if you habitually take the high road, and if you know what it means to be a Christian in the true sense of the word- not I believe in God , but I strive to be Christ-like. I'm looking for an honest man who's patient and good with children, hard working, reliable and responsible, emotionally mature and stable, somewhat intelligent, sense of humor is a must. I would love somebody to go to church with.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, they live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Political views

    Conservative

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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