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LynetteOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-54
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Yeah, so my family and friends continue to ask "WHY in the HELL are you still SINGLE?!"...I don't know how to answer them - except that to say I will know it when it happens and I don't need an "in the meantime" person...guess that makes me pretty content....:)People are too complex to put into words...and does it really matter what I say here? I could say whatever I want in this forum....In that respect, I prefer you to get to know me on your own terms. I am NOT a cranky ol' negative gal...but I AM a realist.....That said - let me help you weed yourself out: No need to send me pics of your muscles.,, A: i dont care, B: mine are probably bigger than yours:) If you're married/dating/emotionally connected = have a nice day. If you do any illegal drug of any sort (unless prescribed to you and you use it appropriately) = see ya later. If you're looking for an intimate encounter = they make blow-up people for that.If you're not sure what you're looking for = you're NOT looking for ME, trust me!If you have a confederate flag/metal chicks/dangling balls on your huge truck = bring your 10 foot pole and see if I wanna touch you with it...If you have a child of any age and do not consistently participate in their life = you couldn't pay me to date you.If I google your *** and you have 6 alias' and a mugshot or two online = Save us a step and just make one your profile pic! woop woop!I do not care what you do, how much you make, yada, yada, yada - I care how much you show me you care about me.....it's quite simple really!If your username and/or messages involves the words "ready to start a family", believe you me, I LOVE kids and am open to dating someone with kids - but I no longer have a UTERUS!!!! I can't help you with that, but I'm open to alternatives...this is why I chose "prefer not to say" to the question "do you want kids"....In fact, I'm considering Foster Parenting...I love being around kids !! Don't get me wrong, I know my place, I know how to make that work....(P.S. I've raised a child - and yes, I understand where you're coming from - I KNOW your kid comes first, you don't need to remind me on a daily basis - and furthermore, can't we all be first?? I'm not a notch on a totem pole here)....-If you are a Christian and/or affiliate yourself with a particular denomination, I will totally support you in that-and expect you to support me in mine :) this $hit causes wars...let's put this up front ...- why do you write me, disappear, write me and disappear over again?! I'm smart enough to know that you're just not that into me - or, rather, you're into one thing that suits your needs in one specific way...At this point, I can pretty much "sniff" what you want before you even know it yourself...If you are not 100% sure that you want a long-term relationship, please don't waste your time...(yes, I understand that might not be with ME, but atleast know that that's what you're looking for).....thanks!-If you're 58 and you're searching for a woman between 18 and ***hope you have a big wad of dough in your pocket!- To you "occasional" smokers...DUDE, you either smoke or you don't! Unless you're speaking of an occasional stogie (which you're not, we all know this means cigarettes). This question isn't asking "what do you WISH you were"? If you are just honest and make a comment that perhaps you want to quit - that would be much more acceptable than a "pretend" answer. -I've always been a hard worker, always worked atleast 2 jobs while raising a child (and still do)....this keeps me very busy! I would totally ditch my second job if it interfered with a relationship, but in the meantime, please understand that I enjoy it :) If you still love your ex so much that you'd "open your arms and take a stab to the chest just to DIE beside her" - don't use me in the meantime to try and get over her...in fact, where's the knife drawer? i have like 5 hundred or more people that "want to meet me"...and thank you very much, but you're gonna have to do more than click on a button to get my attention....MAIL me, thanks!-My computer is ancient, If I tried to I'M it would probably take me an hour to say hello...sorry! That being said, no,I'm not talking to 5 other guys, I'm sitting here living simply with a P.O.S. computer, that's all :)Update! July, ***I just dated a millionaire for the last month or so... Guess what?! I don't need you either!!! Take your money and shove it where the sun don't shine.... Better yet, fund your floozie and go buy her a new pair o' shoes- I just wanna go camping!I'm happy to say that I still keep my walls down and try to remain vulnerable. I believe that all people strive to be their personal best and I maintain hope like no other! Perhaps that is my learning experience from being here...I know the experts say that you should talk about your hobbies/goals/aspirations and not what you DON'T want, but that hasn't worked for me YET! That said, I am aware that this profile may seem quite cynical...but you know what, so be it! This is my attitude right now about the whole online world...Sigh - thanks for listening!!!meow.Anything really... Just to keep expectations simple :)
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SarahOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Sarah. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Madison, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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LailaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-42
I am a very cheerful and funny girl. I never give up and try to stay in a good mood all the time, and I like to bring a good mood to people around me)! So I promise you won't feel bored with me! I am a very passionate woman. If I do something I put all my power, energy and heart into it)! Most of my time I spend at work. My work is connected with wedding and evening dresses. My job is to bring all beautiful and fashionable things to salons. So in one way I can say that I help this world to be a little more beautiful. I prefer homemade dinners to hanging out in a company. I am a little domesticated cat. I am a big fan of tasty food and of course. I cook absolutely everything except sweet. I don't eat sugar in general, as I take care of my shape and health, though I promise you I am a really sweet girl). I like to be active. I like rollerblading and skating. I like playing table games, going to theatres, cinemas, reading in my free time. When the weather is nice, I like to take a walk around the city. I love animals, especially dogs. I love cooking and trying something new. I like seafood, and cook them perfectly. I like comedies and movies about superheroes very much. I love fresh and citrus smells. I can play backgammon, but I play cards badly, maybe you will teach me? I imagine my perfect man as a responsible, conscious person with a living energy inside! He should be smart and well adjusted man. I don't like quarrels and it will be great if my partner is able to control himself. He should have a passion for life and world, and for me of course). He treats other people with respect. He is very polite and educated, so I am never bored in his company. He should be confident and cheerful. He will be perfect if he is into sports or any activity, and takes care of his health. My man should appreciate family values and be a family oriented and loyal man. Generally, I imagine my other half as an intelligent and kind man.. Don't be hesitate to leave me a way to correspond better . Happy Christmas to you.