SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Connie
Online
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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Frederick
Online
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
Biking is my thing and i like working out. My hobbies are car ***camaro. I like Alternative music rock To take out to diner in go dancing with or just stay at home and watch movie.
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Norberto
Online
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I do realize that internet dating is a challenge, but make it a little simpler by including pictures from as recent as possible vs an old prom picture. LOLIt is all about first impressions and it isn't worth an uncomfortable first meeting!I am only interested in someone who has a very serious lifetime goal of fitness and eating healthy. Someone who really does look as tone and athletic as we all aspire to be! Someone who trains almost every day of the week.After that it's all about chemistry and don't be afraid to Wish Upon a Star!!Thank You!! An amazing first date would be one that starts off as a brief encounter and the conversation is so comfortable and free flowing that 5 hours feels like 5 minutes.A dream...maybe! But sometimes that's all it takes!