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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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VanOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
I'm closing the page on one chapter of my life, but opening a new chapter of my life. Part of that new chapter will be figuring out how to be single after ***years (divorced in summer of ***, and finding new friends. But, it will also be a chance to explore some of the things I’ve wanted to do for a long time, but haven’t been able to do. I love the outdoors, maybe because I spend most of the week in front of a computer. I enjoy discovering new places and traveling. My friends would describe me a funny, smart and generous. I also love to read. I read a lot of non-fiction, but sometimes a novel (especially mystery or science fiction) will catch me a really hold me . I usually have a stack of books waiting to be read, but I also have a Kindle app on my phone and my tablet computer and I do a lot of my reading electronically. I love to discuss the ideas I read about and see what others think about them. Coffee, lunch or dinner. Something where we can talk and get to know each other.
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Jcash30XOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-37
Hi! My name is Jcash30X. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.