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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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DexterOffline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62
I am a very loving man so that is why I think passion is one of the most important parts of any relationship surviving....There's more to having a relationship work than just being nice to each other which is compassion for each other.....I have been through many things in my life and have learned to take the good with the bad and to always look at everything with a open mind. By being a realist and having a lot of common since has made me a survivor. I love to work hard and play hard!!! Traveling is something I really enjoy and have traveled to many places around the world and plan on going to many more. Working out and keeping myself in shape is something I have done all my life. I have a gym membership and work out with a personal trainer twice a week. Even though I am not a suit and tie type of guy I really care how I dress. Staying physical looking and having good grooming has kept me looking younger than I am...So don't make the 54 year old age scare you!!! Thanks If you are anything like my profile and like to do some of the things I enjoy doing then we will have a chance making it past our first get together....Which could be just meeting for coffee or a drink, lunch or maybe dinner. We can talk about our pasts and maybe move on to more get togethers if it works out......Thanks
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YourboykanalOnline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Yourboykanal. I am never married spiritual but not religious mixed man without kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.