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TheresaOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Hey there! Thanks for taking a look at my profile! I won't write much here but feel free to write me and ask anything :)My friends would say I'm:- kind - loving - compassionate- gentle - adventurous - cuddly- smart - femi***I've lived and studied abroad for the last 6 years- I played a sport competitively for 14 years, just recently 'retired'- I have a thing for ancient art- I'm not picky at all about food - looove me some spice!- I drive standard- Love sleeping during a thunderstorm- I'm a bit of a movie buff and would be impressed if you knew some oldies!- I'd love the chance to live abroad again and would be willing to go most places and learn new languages- I sometimes meditate "ooommmm"- I have 5 piercings- I can't cook for the life of me, but am very keen to learn/take lessons- Love animals- I'm shy yet sassy :PA few amendments:1) Haven't had the best experiences with guys who message me and don't have pictures as we message politely back and forth and when they finally send something end up not being my type. It's important to at least have private pictures to send or send pics via *** to avoid this awkwardness!2) I've noticed there are LOTS of really cool, accomplished, and good-looking guys on here (might not be the same about women), so I'll describe more about what I'm looking for. You'll grab my attention right away if:- u dnt msg like u do n txts bc i find it rilly offputting n unattractiv- I tend to be interested in men who are at least my age and are at least 5ft***You must be active! You don't need to be a gym buff, but I'm not into men who spend all day gaming!- You must enjoy travel enough to be willing to take time off work for it. Huge bonus points if you'd be interested in moving abroad. - I know I say I'm interested in dating, but nothing serious, but I'm also not into one night stands or summer flings. I just didn't want to deter potential awesome dates by saying right away that I want a relationship
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CynthiaOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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NormaOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Ok Im doing things differnet this time, I am on a true search for the right perosn for me. I am a 24 year old single mom of two boys and im tired of not finding true and honest men that dont know what they want as well as being able to commit. I’m looking for a man who is true to their word, and can be honest and trustworthy. I don’t have time for people who don’t have their sh*ttogether and who can’t commit to a relationship. I do not want texting buddies, or phone buddies. Also if you’re not willing to put any effort in the relationship why should I? I’m tired of just words that come with no actions. Im a great person and can love like no other just havent been given much of a chance. I love to snuggle and spoil my loved ones, im hoping this time around i can find someone that can enjoy the little things in life and be done with games. I am not DTF or wanting any sex partners, if you wanting sex find the ones who want to give you sex there are plenty out there. I may be a single mom but I’m crazy, tough, and loving. I am a family person and love being around my friends as well. My boys are my world and that will never change, but because I do have two boys I don’t have a chance to get much free time on my own but just because I can’t get out much does not mean I don’t enjoy to. I want a family man who can not only accept me for me but to also accept my kids into their life. My daily schedule consists of school, school work, home/house chores and taken care of kids and keeping them happy. I’ I love to lay back have a few beers and listen to music, it just depend on what I’m in the mood to listen to.I know this is a lot to read but this gives you a real chance to get to know me before you decide to message me or respond to any message i may send you! NEWS FLASH: Women really do like nice guys!Anyways take a look and if your interested message me and we can go from there!