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Lea, 38

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I enjoy being active, like being outdoors, love animals...I have a love hate relationship with carbs...I prefer to think of chocolate as a veggie because it comes from a bean...sometimes at the end of the day I feel like my give-a-sh*t is broken...I must add no mullets please honestly the party is WAY over and the business foreclosed long ago... if you wish to know something just asklaughter is the best thing everoh so is a warped sense of humor for all u know I'm a short fat troll with a hump on my back and a wart on my nose (where warped sense of humor comes in)one last add on: if you're wearing orange and your pic looks like a mug shot most likely it is one, so please keep fishing preferably at the other end of the pondanother add on..teeth are required as in you must have your originals in your mouth just bc they're bought and paid for does not mean they're your teeth in the sense I'm talking about I'm sorry if I sound shallow but that's a definite deal breaker for me (full false teeth set) I'm starting to think this pond may be a bit polluted and I'm about to take off the waders and hang up my fishin pole...ill know what I'm looking for when I find it the best thing...finding what you never knew you were looking for...that connection I don't want a player or conartist I'd like to meet a genuine humorous person who will go with the flow and see what happens LAUGHING IS IMPORTANT SENSE OF HUMOR A MUST and just have fun even when doing nothing.....other things are also important but shall remain unstated for now :) alrighty one last cast and here we go!! (using worms for bait maybe that's the problem..maybe I should try beer *** or a walk in the park so many possibilities I'm pretty flexible and just go w the flow (gotta say a drive by or liquor store robbery are out...sorry not my type of date) oh yes and checking in w the wife while on a date again no thank you...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

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    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am an independent women that has great friends and family. I am just missing someone special in my life. I am looking for an honest, loyal guy with a great sense of humor. I am told I have a great personality and can make people laugh. I can be a little sarcastic sometime but it's all in good fun. I like to spend time with family and friends when I'm not working. I am hoping to meet someone that is serious and doesn't want to play games because that is just a waist of my time. There has to also be a great chemistry between us if that isn't there then it won't likely work. If you want to get to know me more send me a message.

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