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Clarissa, 39

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About Me

I feel the need to be a smart ass...because most people do not take this stuff seriously. So, here it is...the real crap...not can answers people front on these sites. False advertising is completely annoying... SOOOO....GUYS....post current photos, your real age and an actual close up clear shot so you can be SEEN. A quick word about bathroom mirror pics of any kind...just don't. PLEASE... just don't. Have a friend take your picture...we are visual creatures...show us girls your best! This is our first impression of you...so please...IMPRESS US! ;) I am a real person with real feelings that is capable of loving the hell out of someone, but that must be earned. Clearly, I am still looking. :) I am single by choice... I will not settle. I am intelligent woman that finds intellectual conversations sexy but I also find a funny man equally as sexy...combine the two...and well...that would be friggen amazing! AND....Let's face the fact, we are all looking for someone we are ultimately attracted to not only physically, but emotionally and intellectually...what can I say? Handsome, loving nerds are pretty damn sexy in my book.... If you are creative too...well then...HEY...Bonus! (I think I said "sexy" plenty of times to get your attention here.)I am aware of my worth and what I can offer as a partner and expect no nonsense game playing. I give respect and expect total respect in return. I have a ridiculous sense of humor and want to find someone that "gets me" and can dish it right back....quick wit...it goes very far with me. I am a creative being by nature and deep thinker... BUT can have fun and not take life so seriously too! I have been separated over 4 years and divorced for over 3 years. I am ***with 39 creeping up fast) but have been "accused" of being 10 years younger... So good for me I guess... Looking young with the wisdom...I'll take it! My head is on straight...my kids are amazing and I am beyond happy...life is beautiful! I define my own happiness, as opposed to some that are in constant need of approval from others in order to be happy. I am confident and will not be that needy girl wondering if you are thinking about me. (because if we are mutually crazy about each other....I know you will be...) I do not need a man... It just would feel amazing to want one! ;)I promise I am not a snob, a **** or some spoiled brat... mostly sarcastic...but aren't we all? So don't judge a book by it's cover...it's not cool. I'm always laughing, smiling and enjoying life...I imagine my partner having the same outlook as well. Common question I get... why am I on a dating site? Because I am a mother, a full time college student and have my own business. With a schedule like that...my only option is meeting college kids nearly half my age...ummmm.... NO!! lol I do go out, but the likelihood of meeting a man I want to date while out is pretty slim too... so this is how I attempt to meet people. It's been an interesting and educational experience...hence my smart ass profile. lolI am highly driven and passionate about my career path in the art industry and value family time tremendously. Men that are driven and passionate about the things and people in their lives is an attractive quality; and if he is confident in who he is as a person and we could equally support each other....that would be the man for me.I love music sooo much...it's part of my process when I work... I listen to pretty much anything... I love country, rock, pop, techno (great motivator), blues/folk... but sometimes silence is golden too. First dates are not impossible, but will not be free flowing willy nilly ...just sayin... a girl has to protect herself. I have no desire to lead someone on or waste anyone's time and expect the same in return. :) So some correspondence is my requirement prior to agreeing to meet. If you can handle that...then let's talk...Thank you and have a nice day...and don't forget to smile! :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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