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Brandie
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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Ericka
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Hi. I'm a mother of 4 and I'm usually pretty busy. I'm tired of meeting people that don't understand that I come with the kids and not just myself. Happens a lot. Also, if you're are addicted to anything at all, even alcohol, please keep searching. My every day life has to have music involved. I listen to just about everything except for country....etc etc.If you want to know anything else about me, send me a message. :-) I think the first date depends on the two people that are getting together. Everybody has different ideas.
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Henrietta
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm just ME... looking for someone with a great sense of humor!!! (you can be a little wacky too.... ) Someone special who will make me smile on the inside ... someone who will make me treasure every minute we are together and miss him during the moments when we are apart... someone who has a good heart .. and a great smile... and enjoys all the extraordinary experiences life has to offer... someone who treasures the learning experiences and the bumps along the way .. I'm not into head games and drama queens... life is too short to spend it without a feeling of exuberance .... I just want to live a life full of the special little moments .... life is not a dress rehearsal you only get one shot at this....so if your kind, genuine, good hearted... and handy to boot... love to live and laugh .... crack a joke.... dish it out and take it too.... someone who wants to spend every day with no regrets ... who wants to laugh till it hurts ... someone who can sit in silence and still enjoy each others company ... someone who makes you proud of being you ... i know you are out there and i know we will find each other ... to you who are reading this... you never know ... maybe its you ...maybe we're a match... if not i wish you luck in your search for that someone special who makes you wish you were nothing less and nothing more then just you ! ... a drive in the country ... pretty much anything .... just being able to chat and learn more about each other