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Brandie, 37

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About Me

On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

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