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MiaOffline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I'll tell you later
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MargoOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
First off let me say...Thanks for stopping by! A quick note...I'm a bit thinner and much cuter in person. My pictures are within the last 5 months. I'm a very strong, independent, confident woman!Been on my own for quite some time now. I'm a positive fun loving person. Enjoying life and very young at heart. My kids keep me that way. Of which I have 4, don't panic now! They're all grown and doing amazing things with their lives. Very proud mom. I've raised 4 of the best humans walking the planet. They're my best friends!OK enough about them.I love to laugh and have a great time. I have a terrific sense of humor, alright sometimes a bit naughty! A very quick mind, and love taking people along on the ride. I once was asked to quiet down in a comedy club, because I was getting more laughs.I'm a very honest person, sometimes to a fault. A firm believer in integrity and sincerity. I'm extremely loyal. Which would probably explain why I have most of the same friends I've had since grammer school. You've got to be great friends before a true relationship can go anywhere.I'm a very romantic and passionate person. Kissing is...I'd say definitely one of my favorites. I love animals, I have all kinds, including an ***yr old Maltese. (Amendment...my baby boy just passed at 19, so sad!)The only thing I have older are trees. Well maybe also my house, I have a ***yr old Victorian. Love working on her.I'm an almost retired photographer, love it so we'll see. I've spent over half my life making people smile, the best. And I'm far from done! I love music it's a huge part of my life. Can't live without it, I'm a classic rock/blues fan. I enjoy live music as often as possible. I'm also an incredible cook, I guarantee to make any belly happy!I'm looking for a great stable guy that loves to have a good time. Please~please no drama and nonsense, life's too short, I won't do it. We can start out slow, and if it happens Wonderful. If not I can always use a new friend.So if I've intrigued you in any way take that first step, and maybe you can take this walk with me. Looking forward to it. Something that we'd both enjoy. Hopefully cozy, so we can learn more about one another. Fun is a must!
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MargoOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Okay, I don't understand what men want. I read countless profiles on here. A good 75% of the men here say that they are not looking for perfection, looks don't matter (it's what's INSIDE that's important), that they're looking for a friend first (sex later)........a SERIOUS relationship.What men actually seem to want............... Lets see........1. ***lbs, size 5, toned athletic body2. tanned 3. big hair4. perfect boobs (aftermarket of course)5. quiet (speaks when spoken to) 6. sex addict7. recent lottery winner (optional, but would definately rock) Me........1. 5' 6", ***lbs (been a bad year but I'm working on it.), not toned (sorry, I jiggle)2. 3. short (easy to maintain) hair4. have been told I have the boobs of a 16 year old. Not real big, but perky. (original equipment) 5. outspoken & opinionated (Sorry, the opposite end of the spectrum from quiet)6. really enjoy sex (but realize there's more to life)7. I do like to cook but no Paula Dean (I know she's not exactly p.c. but she's right about "The more butter, the better it tastes.") 8. I do make a respectable salary. (I want to win the Lotto, REALLY. just can't remember to play.)Okay, here's the deal. I would like to have fun with the rest of my life. Doing things I enjoy with someone that makes me laugh until I cry. I hate to show my age by quoting Popeye but "I am what I am". You're not going to meet any woman on here that's more REAL. I am 49 years old & I'm not going to waste anyone's time (including mine) pretending to be something I'm not. I'm not beautiful (never have been), not built like a brick s***house (never have been), don't always have the world's sunniest disposition (yes, I admit I've been a b**** occasionally (but since I left my ex, not very often). What I am is a good person, considerate, caring with an infinite capacity for love. I'm not perfect & I don't expect it from anyone else. We're all imperfect with the flaws & scars that we've collected along the way. They're what makes us who we are. Sh** happens & then you get up, dust yourself off and get on with your life.I've been told that I'm funny but then again, I've been told I'm not as funny as I think I am. I am a big animal lover (dogs & horses especially). I like to read, probably watch too much tv but have a few shows I don't like to miss (Walking Dead, Gray's, Modern Family, Big Bang). I'm still a little depressed about Breaking Bad & BTW I hate "reality tv". Farthest thing from reality since acid trips were big. I like some rap but weirdly only the white boys. Eminem, Limp Biscuit. I can't bang my head anymore but enjoy some Pantera or Metallica occasionally.; Luciano Pavarotti. I like live music of just about any kind. I love flea markets & thrift stores (love to find a good deal). Enjoy doing things like Art Walk. I love to fish & can actually bait my own hook (not too big on taking fish off the hook though but that's why God made men). I watch LSU & the Saints. One of the best times I ever had was at an LSU game. There are very few things that set me off, but liars, animal abusers & slow drivers in the fast lane will usually do it. I make decent money & take care of myself. Not looking for anyone to finance my lifestyle & not interested in supplementing anybody else's income. I have two grown children & two grandbabies who I see when I can.My perfect guy would be someone with similar interests who is hard working, kind, strong, honest, deserving of respect & willing to respect me. I love good conversation & a kick ass sense of humor makes up for a lot. Physically, I prefer big men (over 6' & big build) not too tubby, but a few extra pounds won't cross you off my list. I like bald (sexy) but hair won't eliminate you either. I firmly believe that there should be sparks & passion (even fireworks) between a man & woman, no matter how old you are and I could seriously spoil the right man. I am a strong woman with a strong personality, don't need a man to complete me but being single ain't all it's cracked up to be.P.S. I have the world's greatest dog. Still, a man would be great. (must be Bull Terrier friendly)****NOTE**** I am NOT looking for a hook up or sex chat, sexting or pornographic phone calls, so pass me by if that's your agenda. Meet for coffee, if we hit it off, great. We'll figure the rest out from there.