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Ester, 44

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NOW HIRING: Attractive, intelligent, fun loving guy I can annoy for the rest of my life. BOYS need not apply. Please apply in the form of an *** attach a photo. All reasonable applications will be considered.Job title: Full Time BoyfriendJob description:Be kind and understanding when the girlfriend is either sick, hurt, having a bad day, or just generally upset. This includes bad hair days, fat days, can't find the shoes that I want to wear days, nothing sounds good to eat but I am starving days, and the all inclusive leave me the heck alone day.Take out the trash. This is still the job of the boyfriend even if he doesn't live with the girlfriend. Girls don't take out trash.Fix things that need to be fixed. The girlfriend should not have to worry about electrical stuff, car stuff, lawn mower stuff, or plumbing stuff. It is the job of the boyfriend to make sure that the girlfriend knows that the boyfriend still thinks she is beautiful and that he still wants to kiss her and snuggle even when she first wakes up (after appropriate teeth brushing)The boyfriend will carry heavy things.No lying. Not even once never ever ever.Send texts and respond to texts in a reasonable amount of time(careful thought will be given for extenuating circumstances)Benefits:Having a plus oneSomeone to tell your stories to( someone that will listen, other than your mom)Avoiding the dreaded "fifth wheel" situation, with an attractive alternative to your buddyComplimentary wardrobe consultant(if necessary)Permanent date for social eventsIntelligent conversation with a bit of sarcasmPDA or PrivateFun, fun, funEqual opportunity employerDisclaimer......If you're not serious about what you want and can't be a grown up and be honest I'm probably not the one for you. I know what I want. I really don't want someone who is just messing around. Say what you mean and mean what you say.....I have a 19 year old son, probably don't want more children but I don't mind if you have children.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    Have spent the past year working on my relationship with myself. Seems it is time to date again. I am a student and practitioner of alternative medicine. I do my best to stay aware of world events while keeping my focus on solutions rather than problems. I keep it positive and real in my Universe and prefer those around me to do the same. I love music and appreciate art. Photography is a hobby I am developing. I do yoga, am a Reiki practitioner, and completely have trust that the mind/body is able to heal itself. I am a city girl, but love the outdoors. I am not into partying. The functions I go to are usually having to do with energy work--like life force energy...energy healing. I would love to have someone that can hold a conversation about how the universe works...or whatever...just not sports and not about everything you have or have done. I am not materialistic..however, I do not think money is evil either..I feel there is plenty to go around and if you have having a hard time getting it you are probably stuck in some kind of lack mode. I do not **** about the state of the union (world), nor do I care to hear others doing it either. If you do not like something, then do something about it...figure out how you can help. No one is a victim in my world! :) That is a choice. I am really a very positive person. :)I am not here to find someone to complete me, nor do I want to complete anyone. I am complete. I do not do needy. Nor am I needy. If it works for you, more power to you. love and light 3 :)What does drinking socially mean? Does it mean to be in a social situation, you need a drink. I have never understood that one.I DO NOT DRINK, SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO HIT ME UP AND SAY LET'S HAVE A DRINK OR MEET AT A BAR--DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!!CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY meetville WOULD DELETE MY MAIN IMAGE OF ME HULA HOOPING? I WAS DRESSED. IT SHOWED MY FACE! VERY STRANGE. Coffee, walk, talk, rollerblading, ice skating... I don't know...

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Looking for someone to have fun with! I've got no problem slipping on a sexy dress for a night on the town or can be just as content chilling at home in jeans and a tee. I do enjoy the finer things in life but am more comfortable with my simple, laid back, "country" side ;)I like camping, fishing, motorcycles, bonfires, trucks, going out in my canoe, being spontaneous, concerts/live music (especially country and classic rock), and traveling. I can't live without the water i.e beach, lakes, boating, jet skiing, etc. I appreciate and respect hard work, honesty, and straight forward people. I have quite a sense of humor and can be kind of a smart ass at times. I am out going, independent and strong willed. That's not to say if I'm wrong I won't admit it and learn and grow from the mistake.

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I have found a balance of working hard and playing hard. T. I am an artist and am fortunate for a blessed career. The place I am in life is more than I deserve. I was THAT workaholic and found it is not good for me. I own a business and have a career and find plenty of time for the important things in life. I love whisky but drink wine. I love to eat outside and people watch, Your favorite thing, so I can get to know what you love. A concert. Surprise me....

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