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Ethel, 42
United States, New York, Florida

Offline, last seen Sun, 11 May 2025 05:47:54

About Me

Weird things happen to me; nothing that you should be afraid of, but just realize that if we get together, you're in for a wild ride. I stare at spreadsheets all day, so I relish occasional craziness. I'm flirty, sassy and gregarious, so if you're the jealous, controlling type, go be co-dependent elsewhere. I enjoy getting into trouble as long as there isn't too much of a chance that we'll be arrested. I'm a decent cook and I love a nice bottle of Malbec.. or two. Also, I'm still recovering from the finale of Breaking Bad. I have enjoyed being single and now I'm looking for a relationship *insert gasp here*. I'm not looking to jump into anything without getting to know someone first. I've never been married, so I'm pretty sure it won't kill me to take things slow and make sure we are compatible. If you are divorced, I'm totally OK with that. You had to leave her in order to find me right? :) I am looking for someone with honesty and integrity. Please be who you say you are–please no game players! Please show a recent photo (get out of denial, yes, you and I both have aged–hopefully, gracefully, lol!) I'm not looking for Mr. Muscle; Mr. Average Body is just perfect by me. And for-the-love-of-God, no one likes shirtless bathroom pictures unless you're looking to get laid, which I'm not. Not until the second date. That's a joke, yo.I must admit, I like a bit of a bad boy; not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who's edgy. Truth is, I'm just a nice girl (most of the time) who's looking for some fun and companionship. I love tall, funny guys who can hold me spellbound with a story or make me laugh until I cry. I also love creativity and passion. Lots of passion. The right man not only fascinates me but also brings out the best in me. We push each other to be the greatest people we can be. If you're comfortable in your own skin, have a strong sense of self and aren't afraid to expose your flaws, I'm sure we'll get along just fine. But I will say that if you're over 5'10, have eyes I can get lost in, are a Sox fan or U2 fan, I'm already melting. Don't be shy, ***! Drinks and easy conversation to see if we click.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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