Carolyn, 24
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I'm an Aries and I act like it.....I'm also a natural redhead.... so that's double the sass. Single and loving it!! I'm open to the idea of a relationship but that is definitely not what I am out looking for. I'm just wanting to meet new cool people. Find someone to chill with and have fun with.. I like it okay so far.. I'm young and independent. My career comes first. I just want to meet new friends-I enjoy being outside and staying busy.-I love movies, but don't watch tv. -I love spending time with my friends - who doesn't, right?-I love animals more than anything.-I'm always running around doing something.. taking my dog to the park, going to a party, going downtown, hanging by the river, etc.....-I can also enjoy staying inside and watching movies.... lazy days are sometimes the best days. Plus they are much needed from time to time-I quote movies and YouTube videos like crazy.... my friends and I have so many inside jokes that no one ever knows what the hell we are talking about... but they find us hilarious anyway.I'm a pretty weird one... Just to warn you. I'm strange for sure. I talk about off the wall random and sometime pretty inappropriate things. I have a sick sense of humor. People often don't know if I am joking or not. I like someone that can keep up with me in that way. Know when to joke back and not take me so seriously! Cannot be easily offended or we will not get along. Here's a hint! I make dead baby jokes and find them to be hilarious. That should say a lot about me. LolHere's one.... Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?? ---So you can watch the expression on it's face. =)^^^^ If you cant handle that, you cant handle me! lolOne more thing.... If you don't have a pic on your profile you prolly shouldn't bother messaging me. It means one of two things... Either 1- you have zero self confidence... Or 2- you're hiding from your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or some other form of significant other. And I'm not interested in either.Also- I like a man with a bit of intelligence.. Expecting someone to know how to spell and be able to carry on a conversation isn't much to ask... is it?Update ***I was thinking.. you can really tell a lot about a person by asking their favorite movies, wouldn't you agree?So here's a list of SOME OF my personal cant live without, quote like crazy, stupid, classically hilarious, changed my life movies...- I just want to roll you into a little ball and put you in my vagina!Superbad - If you scratch our backs.. we'll scratch yours!! - well... the funny thing about my back is... it's located on my c*ckGet him to the Greek- You feel that?! I'm Mind f**king you right now! - Well I hope you're wearing a Condom!! Cuz i've got a dirty mind!Pitch Perfect - Sometimes I think I can do crystal meth.... but then i think... ehh... better notKnocked Up - Well. I think a stork, he, umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there’s blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little babyBridesmaids- I'm glad he's single!! Cuz i'm gonna climb him like a tree!I Love you man- catch ya lata Joben!Role Models- He tried to grab on my hangdown!!!***I've got my own hangdown to play with kid!!Wedding crashers - MAW!!! MEATLOAF!!!! NOW!!!This is the end- Who wants a sip? .....sip time....The Hangover- I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf packOld School- You're my boy, Blue!!!Baby Mama-- Did you really say that? you said she was a hoe fo sho? - Yup.... she was a hoe.... fo sho....- dear little 8lb 6 oz baby jesus...I have many others... but i'm sure you're bored... and now I'm tired...Anyway...Feel free to message me! I like to think i'm a pretty cool chick! =) Hmm... I'm not sure what you're asking here?Are you asking what an ideal first day would be? I guess I would say...... Dinner and a movie? Who knows. It's about the person. Not so much what you do. A midnight swim would be awesome tho. I don't know! Be creative! Think of something!!OKAY so.... i hate dating.. here's why..... I would tell you..“Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call ‘dating.’ I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called ‘just the tip.’ Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.” - WEDDING CRASHERSto make a long story short.... First dates are awkward... They just are. Luckily I talk..... a LOT.. so I think that helps.. but I can only talk so much! Help me out! and if you can make me laugh,,,, you're golden!
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