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LuciaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Hi! My name is Lucia. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Perth Amboy, New Jersey, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SofiaOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'll start with this my cousin whom I've very close with is in the military and currently at Fort Leonardwood ... I was down the start of Feb. and had a blast...I'll be down June 9th till the 15th... Seeing how my cousin and his wife recently had a baby they can't hang out and go do as much as I'd like to do so I'd love to find some people to maybe go out with and show me so cool things... I'll pay in cheese curds!)I know this is long you don't have to message me telling me so!YOUR NIGHT/DAY IS ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT BETTER : ) IN...3..2...1....DEAL BREAKERS!A) IF YOUR GANGSTER-ISH OR SAG YOUR PANTS!... I say this not because most men who do this are of a darker color and I have a problem with that... However some of my trailer park/hillbilly family may... and that could get awkward! I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO MARRIED MEN! Yes I know despite the fact that you're cheating on your wife and you're prolly a lying **stard I'm sure the possibility that you're a nice guy is there... I'm just not willing to take that chance!B) I DO NOT WANT A ONE-NIGHT STAND!... This will eventually lead to unwanted phone calls due to my amazing skills... I'm not trying to break hearts here!C) I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN A THREE SUM OR ANY SUM FOR THAT MATTER!... OR ANY OTHER OBSCENE SEXUAL THING YOU CREEPERS CAN COME UP WITH... That's pretty self-explanatory!D) I AM NOT LOOKING TO REVICE PICTURES OF ANY SEXUAL NATURE!;member" is adorable the truth is they for the most part look like every other baby or again in your case "member" The difference is babies get more cute with time and unfortunately your stuck with your "member". E) NO STALKERS/ CREEPERS... I don't have time for that... And I don't want to end up in a garbage bag in your trunk, because that would prolly make the list of worst first dates ever! F)YOU MUST MAKE ME LAUGH... I'm sorry if this post doesn’t make you laugh and you can't come up with something equally as awesome and witty... this will never work... G) PLEASE BE BETWEEN ***... I'm not sure how to have the conversation with my parents about how this new guy I'm seeing graduated high school the same year they did... and I'd like to try and avoid that awkward moment when we're in public and you're mistaken for my father.Now for those of you who have met those above requirements…ME...I'm sarcastic! I have an awesome family!I work at an optical office... I love my job.I DO NOT use drugs... I am NOT "***friendly" ... would be best if you didn't use drugs either.I grew up with all boys so I learned fast when to swing and when to haul ass.I swear like a sailor.I have a give em’ hell mentality. I have the best stories! I love love love music & love Karaoke... Because basically after about 12 PBR's I'm a rock star!A hole in the wall, a screaming juke box and a Shot of whiskey... I call that solving problems.Big fan of road trips... Nothing better then a back road and blasting some good country music with the windows down!I love tractor pulls… I’m an IH fan : ) I love the outdoors (hunting…fishing…camping) However… I'm not really a big fan swimming... pools= Burning eyes... bad hair... sunburns... little kids pee-pee! Lakes = mouthful’s of dirty water and FISH POOP... dead fish... fish sex... dead bodies!I hate bugs (I kill them with Windex while jumping up and down!)... I also hate snakes so if you wanna be friends you'll have to promise to throw yourself in front of a snake at any given moment and I would prefer in that moment you have a super awesome Australian accent!I love adventures.I have an attraction to... -Anything vintage looking - The 40's and 50's -Men in Uniform... Military...Police...Fire...UPS ... and in that order ha-ha! -A southern accent -Red head's -A man with a guitar -Tattoos! -Cowboy boots -Bow ties -Road Trips - sense of humor I hate cats and small overly hairy dogs... Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm an ***hole! BUT please do not let your cat prance around my lap and legs and laugh and say oooh he likes you that’s soooo cute... no really it's not I am now caked in cat hair and as for your cat I'd like to punt it across your living room... yep that’s how cute I think that is!I do however love dogs (large dogs)I'm a horrible driver... I mean give me a break I am a woman… I know what I'm good at making sandwiches and babies! HAHA THAT WAS A TOTAL JOKE! When I'm not screaming the lyrics to songs... I'm normally making racecar noises.I enjoy Non-adult fun, which may include any of the following combinations... Wal-.. foam sword fights... prank calls... sliding down stairs in laundry baskets...sledding... watching cartoons in pj's... Nerf and or water gun fights... = ] ... AND COKE CAUSE I'M DANGROUS!I love kids or as I call them cupcakes... However I will bring them candy and they will receive the most annoying toys I can find for whatever excuse of a holiday I can come up with!I have weird quarks... I challenge every person I see eating a banana to do it as non-sexual as possible... It's usually makes my day! I can be as crud and off putting as I want cause I'm a woman and it's cute... You may not because you’re a man and it's creepy and un gentlemen like! Double standers suck!..... which part is more weird that I'm a grown adult so loves sleep overs with her best friend or waking up to someone at 3 am whispering "I can show you the world" in your ear?You...You must have...-HAVE A truck... although I'll consider those of you with a car/suv... I say this because at any given moment I may need to be rescued from evil doers! (pedal bikes do not count... I'm sure your huffy has sweet pegs but I'm prone to falling and well you can image).- HAVE A phone... This is for two reasons... I'll need to be able to get ahold of you to alarm you that I’m in need of rescue and also because at 3 am when I've had to much to drink drunk Jessica needs to be able to wow you with her awesome night- YOU MUST BE FUNNY! I need to find someone who can put up with my goofiness! … Laughing until you pee is not a bad thing!- YOU MUST BE ABLE TO QUOTE DUCK DYNASTY… ha-ha come on are you really that surprised?- YOU MU
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CarolynOnline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'm an Aries and I act like it.....I'm also a natural redhead.... so that's double the sass. Single and loving it!! I'm open to the idea of a relationship but that is definitely not what I am out looking for. I'm just wanting to meet new cool people. Find someone to chill with and have fun with.. I like it okay so far.. I'm young and independent. My career comes first. I just want to meet new friends-I enjoy being outside and staying busy.-I love movies, but don't watch tv. -I love spending time with my friends - who doesn't, right?-I love animals more than anything.-I'm always running around doing something.. taking my dog to the park, going to a party, going downtown, hanging by the river, etc.....-I can also enjoy staying inside and watching movies.... lazy days are sometimes the best days. Plus they are much needed from time to time-I quote movies and YouTube videos like crazy.... my friends and I have so many inside jokes that no one ever knows what the hell we are talking about... but they find us hilarious anyway.I'm a pretty weird one... Just to warn you. I'm strange for sure. I talk about off the wall random and sometime pretty inappropriate things. I have a sick sense of humor. People often don't know if I am joking or not. I like someone that can keep up with me in that way. Know when to joke back and not take me so seriously! Cannot be easily offended or we will not get along. Here's a hint! I make dead baby jokes and find them to be hilarious. That should say a lot about me. LolHere's one.... Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?? ---So you can watch the expression on it's face. =)^^^^ If you cant handle that, you cant handle me! lolOne more thing.... If you don't have a pic on your profile you prolly shouldn't bother messaging me. It means one of two things... Either 1- you have zero self confidence... Or 2- you're hiding from your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or some other form of significant other. And I'm not interested in either.Also- I like a man with a bit of intelligence.. Expecting someone to know how to spell and be able to carry on a conversation isn't much to ask... is it?Update ***I was thinking.. you can really tell a lot about a person by asking their favorite movies, wouldn't you agree?So here's a list of SOME OF my personal cant live without, quote like crazy, stupid, classically hilarious, changed my life movies...- I just want to roll you into a little ball and put you in my vagina!Superbad - If you scratch our backs.. we'll scratch yours!! - well... the funny thing about my back is... it's located on my c*ckGet him to the Greek- You feel that?! I'm Mind f**king you right now! - Well I hope you're wearing a Condom!! Cuz i've got a dirty mind!Pitch Perfect - Sometimes I think I can do crystal meth.... but then i think... ehh... better notKnocked Up - Well. I think a stork, he, umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there’s blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little babyBridesmaids- I'm glad he's single!! Cuz i'm gonna climb him like a tree!I Love you man- catch ya lata Joben!Role Models- He tried to grab on my hangdown!!!***I've got my own hangdown to play with kid!!Wedding crashers - MAW!!! MEATLOAF!!!! NOW!!!This is the end- Who wants a sip? .....sip time....The Hangover- I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf packOld School- You're my boy, Blue!!!Baby Mama-- Did you really say that? you said she was a hoe fo sho? - Yup.... she was a hoe.... fo sho....- dear little 8lb 6 oz baby jesus...I have many others... but i'm sure you're bored... and now I'm tired...Anyway...Feel free to message me! I like to think i'm a pretty cool chick! =) Hmm... I'm not sure what you're asking here?Are you asking what an ideal first day would be? I guess I would say...... Dinner and a movie? Who knows. It's about the person. Not so much what you do. A midnight swim would be awesome tho. I don't know! Be creative! Think of something!!OKAY so.... i hate dating.. here's why..... I would tell you..“Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call ‘dating.’ I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called ‘just the tip.’ Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.” - WEDDING CRASHERSto make a long story short.... First dates are awkward... They just are. Luckily I talk..... a LOT.. so I think that helps.. but I can only talk so much! Help me out! and if you can make me laugh,,,, you're golden!