SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ChandraOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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AvisOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
There's a first time for everything right? I've never been on a site like this before, but why not!Mm, me in a nutshell - I absolutely love country music. Music is definitely a huge part of my life; most of my week nights and weekends consist of seeing live bands around the metro. There's just something about it that makes me the happiest girl in the world. I love to have a couple drinks, be silly, and dance around with my friends. I'm a nurse at a specialty clinic and most days consider myself very lucky to be in the field. I love working with all of the kids that come in and putting a smile on their faces. Most of my friends would consider me very outgoing and not in the least bit shy. More often than not, you will catch me with a smile on my face! I'm not afraid to walk up to a complete stranger and start a conversation, there's usually always something to talk about; but I suppose I get that from my line of work! ;) I'm not afraid to be weird, one usually tends to have more fun that way!I have 2 cats that I adore, so you must be an animal lover. There's nothing sexier than a guy who has a cat! I also love camping and fishing. I can bait my own hook except for leeches, those still creep me out! I'm getting better at taking my fish off, too! ;) I love being outside and can deal with bugs for the most part! I can honestly say that I love my life and try my hardest to make the best of it. I have a very close group of friends that I wouldn't change for the world, and for that, i'm very lucky! :)Side note: I won't lie, I'm very big on grammar. I won't hold it against you, but it's definitely a plus if you can use the correct "your/you're" and "there/their/they're!" :) I'm very old fashioned.. surprise me :)
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CristinaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Im 25 and i have a four year old son. He is everything to me and will always come first. Im a single full time parent and preschool teacher. I like to go to the zoo or museums and any other kid friendly thing you could do. When i actually get a night out i like to go out dance and drinks with the girls or go to the movies or just go off on an adventure to see where the night takes me. Im very honest, trustworthy, kind, responsible and very funny. If you have any questions dont be shy :)