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ChandraOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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KaraOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I can be shy, but once you get to know me I'm very outgoing. My family is very important to me. I spend a lot of time with my niece and nephew. I like a variety of music. I love to go out and have a good time when i'm not working. I enjoy reading, but it has to be a book i'm really into or I won't finish it...which happens often. I think Johnny Depp is an amazing actor. My favorite show would have to be supernatural. It says wants to date but nothing serious because I'm not trying to jump into a relationship. I usually don't date over the age of twenty seven.
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AdrianaOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
ME: Where do I begin? I'm a fun outgoing gal. I work and play hard. I own my own home and vehicles. You don't have to twist my arm to have a good time. I'm super into nearly all types of music. I love hiking and being outdoors. Fishing, camping, bonfires, swimming in lakes? I'm in. I like to think of myself as somewhat of a modern day hippy. I work at a natural healthcare clinic, so I'm into holistic and alternative medicine. I also work as a server at a bar, so I'm into alcohol, smoking cigarettes, staying up entirely too late, and getting up entirely too early to be back at my day job. I've got a rather bold personality, and get along with most everyone. I'm quirky, clumsy, goofy, and have a dirty sense of humor. I'm fluent in sarcasm, and you will always find me laughing. Get to know me. It's worth it.YOU: Tall, decent looking, height/weight proportionate, educated, and patient. I'm into guys with motorcycles, steady jobs, and their own place/car. I love handy men, and tend to be most attracted to older men ***. Must love dogs.If you want me to reply, please write more than a simple "hey there." Oh, and I'll just get your first question out of the way. Yes, that is my real eye color and no I don't wear contacts.