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Patti, 38

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About Me

Let's see, about me.....I'm awesome! What more do you need to know?Okay, I guess I need to say more then that. Ummm.....I'm perfect at everything I do, it's a curse really. I have a perfect body…..at least in my mind. I'm actually a certified genius which usually intimidates most guys, so you'll have to get pass that. I’m not impressed with money because I have so much of it myself. You really don’t need to have a good job because I don’t mind being your sugar mamma. Being a good conversationalist isn’t important because I do all the talking in the relationship anyways. You can’t be bothered by the good looking guy I keep in my 2nd bedroom at all times as a sex slave. My parents insist on meeting everyone I go out with, so I hope you don’t mind if they tag-along on the first date. You gotta love kids, because I think I’m about up to 10 kids now, but I sometimes lose count so that might not be accurate. And I expect my men to be whipped, so please be sure to check your spine at the door.Any more questions you need answered?(You should contact me if you have the kind of sense of humor that will enjoy my profile, and you don't have kids, please.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Just thought I would give this a shot , since everyone else is doing it. LoLIm a mother first and enjoy time with my kids. When im not with them I enjoy dancing, going out to eat. I love baseball games. I will try anything once. I like going to the horse races. I also just enjoy quiet nights at home cuddling on the couch. Im a really easy going person, but can be aggresive if need be! Dinner or drinks where we can talk and laugh.

  • Sophie

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a nice sweet person looking to find the right person love the outdoors ,going out ,spending time with my kids.likes to go out and have some fun once and a while.spend most my time working just want to get out and do things again I would just like to be Surpised go do something exciting.somewhere new and diffrent

  • Josephine

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    So sick of men say one thing and meaning another quit being a pansy and say what you really want. I just want to find someone I can be myself with comfortable right away. I am very real, down to earth, not a head case very loving person. I want to have a man in my life to be his partner to be there for back rubs talks and work on a relationship together. Looking for someone to spend time with and go canoeing, camping, taking trips. I love the races, riding on motorcycles, muscle cars. I listen to rockin rollin new contemporary really everything. I don't smoke. I don't drink not saying I won't just on ocasion. I am a mother I have ***month old son full time. I am not looking for a father figger for my son he has that. I am looking for a tall ***man tats are fine, with a job it dose not matter what. I would prefer my guy have "transportation." "I don't need or want for anything" other than a companion to share time with me. One more thing, I DON'T DATE MEN OF COLOR not prejudiced just don't have anything in common and if your 43 or older don't bother. If you live more that an hour drive that's to far to travle. Not into long distance relationships. Something we both can agree on picnic, dinner, coffee, or good conversation at a park, or a ride you would have to supply the bike LOL

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