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Patti, 38

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About Me

Let's see, about me.....I'm awesome! What more do you need to know?Okay, I guess I need to say more then that. Ummm.....I'm perfect at everything I do, it's a curse really. I have a perfect body…..at least in my mind. I'm actually a certified genius which usually intimidates most guys, so you'll have to get pass that. I’m not impressed with money because I have so much of it myself. You really don’t need to have a good job because I don’t mind being your sugar mamma. Being a good conversationalist isn’t important because I do all the talking in the relationship anyways. You can’t be bothered by the good looking guy I keep in my 2nd bedroom at all times as a sex slave. My parents insist on meeting everyone I go out with, so I hope you don’t mind if they tag-along on the first date. You gotta love kids, because I think I’m about up to 10 kids now, but I sometimes lose count so that might not be accurate. And I expect my men to be whipped, so please be sure to check your spine at the door.Any more questions you need answered?(You should contact me if you have the kind of sense of humor that will enjoy my profile, and you don't have kids, please.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Bonnie

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am a kind and confident woman looking for the same in a partner. I am emotionally and financially sound and expect the same. I am not into serial dating or casual sex... so if that is your intention, please move on. I am attracted to the country boy type and typically date within my race. Thank you and good luck in your search.

  • Julie

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I have a lot of hobbies and interests so see that section. I would like to start things off as friends and just see where things go. I enjoy mostly country music, but I can compromise. I am outgoing and can be spontaneous, but I also enjoy making plans as well. I have kids so you must love kids, 3 from my first marriage and 1 from my second marriage. My kids are 16, 14, 9, and 4. If you want to know anything else please ask.Turn-Offs that will get you blockedIf you are not Caucasian (white)If you are a convicted felonIf you are ONLY looking for a FWB or one-night standIf you lie to me (and I will find out, I always do)If you are already in a relationship I will leave it up to you.

  • Nettie

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Well, here goes...I'm a writer and a thinker, back in school to be a teacher. I know what I want, and what I'm looking for. I need a good cup of coffee to get going. I am an earthy chic.I find the outdoors invigorating and want to find someone to travel, camp and explore with. I recently began learning more about kayaking, did a few lessons in sit inside kayak, and do want to explore more of that to see where I can go with it. I enjoy live music, any kind except for country or rap. I prefer jazz, but do enjoy some folky banjo stuff as well. I am a wine enthusiast, and love being with friends and laughing. I think most of my favorite times have been when surrounded with outdoors, friends and fun. I have never been married, I have a 4 year old daughter. I've lived out of the country, in the Caribbean. My parents still live in Belize so I travel back there each year. I'm looking for the person that is real, right there with me. I look for a chivalrous individual, who knows who he is and what he wants in life. I enjoy spending time with someone that makes me laugh. Any guy who has mastered camp coffee, has one up on someone who hasn't! I would like to discover my life partner in someone, but just haven't yet. I think my time is right around the corner though. I prefer a non stuffy setting, perhaps a patio with wine and live music. Nothing over the top, but for sure a conversation environment. A low key atmosphere where two people could laugh and get to know each other.

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