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Patti, 38
United States, Massachusetts, Plymouth

Offline, last seen Thu, 27 Nov 2025 09:49:33

About Me

Let's see, about me.....I'm awesome! What more do you need to know?Okay, I guess I need to say more then that. Ummm.....I'm perfect at everything I do, it's a curse really. I have a perfect body…..at least in my mind. I'm actually a certified genius which usually intimidates most guys, so you'll have to get pass that. I’m not impressed with money because I have so much of it myself. You really don’t need to have a good job because I don’t mind being your sugar mamma. Being a good conversationalist isn’t important because I do all the talking in the relationship anyways. You can’t be bothered by the good looking guy I keep in my 2nd bedroom at all times as a sex slave. My parents insist on meeting everyone I go out with, so I hope you don’t mind if they tag-along on the first date. You gotta love kids, because I think I’m about up to 10 kids now, but I sometimes lose count so that might not be accurate. And I expect my men to be whipped, so please be sure to check your spine at the door.Any more questions you need answered?(You should contact me if you have the kind of sense of humor that will enjoy my profile, and you don't have kids, please.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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  • Bernadette from Plymouth | Woman | 38 years old | Virgo
    Bernadette

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Oh the dreaded about me section. I've thought about what to write and I think I'm just going to be mysterious *** could list a million things about myself that could sound like every other person on here (you know, "likes to have fun" "down to earth") but isn't it more of an adventure to discover things about a person as you get to know them rather than know it all up front?? As far as what I am looking for, I would like to find someone who is caring, loving, intelligent, with a great sense of humor. This may sound trite, but I really want to meet that person who will be my best friend. The person who wants to know everything about me and who will allow me to know everything about them - mind and body, heart and soul. That being said, I feel I have to be direct in what I am about to write next. I am not looking for one night stands, random hook ups, or anything like that. Save yourself the trouble and don't bother messaging me if that is what you are after. Anything fun, but please no movies - as much as I love movies, they are horrible first dates. A first date should be a time to talk and get to know someone and movies prevent this.

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  • Holly from Plymouth | Woman | 36 years old | Gemini
    Holly

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Looking for an honest, caring, loving man. Drug user an alcoholics plz dont even contact me just stop right here. I am not looking for sex.. and I am not interested in being a home wrecker. Now with that said... I am a mom first an foremost. I dont have time for games. My husband was killed in a car accident I have four kids to raise on my own So they take priority. I believe that beauty is defined by the inside of a person not the outside. I also think laughter is the key to happiness. So a sense of humor is a must. If you don't like a bigger woman. Than stop reading an move on. I am not fake, an I think honesty and trust is a must in any relationship. You can say you Love someone all you want, they are just words unless you show them also. Somwhere peaceful and quiet so we can actually talk and get to know each other better. Maybe somewhere a little romantic. But I want a man who can plan it all too.

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  • Jodie from Plymouth | Woman | 40 years old | Scorpio
    Jodie

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I\'m one cool person that is caring, loving and most of all confident. I love to go camping in the summer and look up at the stars at night. I want to find a romantic partner who believes in true love.

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