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Patti, 38

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About Me

Let's see, about me.....I'm awesome! What more do you need to know?Okay, I guess I need to say more then that. Ummm.....I'm perfect at everything I do, it's a curse really. I have a perfect body…..at least in my mind. I'm actually a certified genius which usually intimidates most guys, so you'll have to get pass that. I’m not impressed with money because I have so much of it myself. You really don’t need to have a good job because I don’t mind being your sugar mamma. Being a good conversationalist isn’t important because I do all the talking in the relationship anyways. You can’t be bothered by the good looking guy I keep in my 2nd bedroom at all times as a sex slave. My parents insist on meeting everyone I go out with, so I hope you don’t mind if they tag-along on the first date. You gotta love kids, because I think I’m about up to 10 kids now, but I sometimes lose count so that might not be accurate. And I expect my men to be whipped, so please be sure to check your spine at the door.Any more questions you need answered?(You should contact me if you have the kind of sense of humor that will enjoy my profile, and you don't have kids, please.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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