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SandraOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I'm not a piñata !But thanks for your interest, I don't know whatI did before meetville, you guys bring so much joy into my life. LolLooking for mature like minded individuals, withGoals and dreams. With drive and ambition...With a mindset always to move forward enjoyingLife every step of the way....^^^^mature = men over ***giving head a shake)
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GertrudeOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
2 kids, job, car, love music, dancing, reading, learning, the ocean, geeky shit....I rely heavily on spell check, I don't drink beer that looks like pee, I like my wine red and my glass full, I like my steak medium, and could eat Rita's Italian custard for every meal, but I don't because that would be expensive and completely unhealthy. There's more to me than meets the eye, so drop a line and we'll chat. Before then...please read the next section...it's meant to be funny but with a certain amount of truth... I've had enough really shitty experiences that, it's like the law about not bathing an elephant in your bathtub, someone had to be dumb enough to do it, or it wouldn't exist. Food, drinks, some place we can talk and get time know each other, then off to do something fun if we're both feeling it. I'm always game for coffee first also.The following are ***, e.g. if you can say, "hey, that's me!" to any of these, please don't bother talking to me, I know it's not going to work.1. If you are still married....and LIVING with your wife2. If anything on your profile is a lie (age, marital status, the fact that you do or do not have children or a job, that you aren't a douche, when in fact, you are)3. If you have pix of you on your profile of you with your last kill....I understand, population control, eat all the meat, blah, blah, blah....it's nasty and I promise, you aren't making any ladies wet with desire with those pix.4. If you are just looking for a hook-up. Guys on this site fail to realize that having a vagina means I can get it when I want, penises are a dime a dozen, and if there isn't something substantial behind it, it isn't worth it anyway. 5. If you only listen to country music. I respect it, don't get me wrong, but something about it makes me want to shoot my dog and screw my sister, and I just can't handle it. 6. I'm a grammar nazi...if you can't differentiate between there, their, and they're, think you can cut something on, or really don't know how to use your and you're correctly, oh, and if you pride yourself on speaking ghetto in normal, everyday life, you can kick rocks.7. you think just because you feed and change the littler for the 5 cats you have locked in your basement that those actions constitute love of a pet, walk on.8. You think that hanging out with friends, having a drink (i.e. beer or glass of wine), or going dancing are childish and shows a lack of priority in life. The following are not ***, but you might want to think twice because they are major pet-peeves of mine:1. Facial hair that looks like your mouth could double for a ***'s era porn star's money maker....2. You are unnecessarily afraid of domesticated or farm animals. Horses and dogs (well, most dogs) don't want to eat you, and screaming like a sissy anytime one comes near you is not becoming of a grown man.3. You are obsessed with video games, especially FPS games. Playing them on occasion, with buddies or kids is acceptable, but inviting me over so I can watch you play Halo is not my idea of a fun date night.4. If you work too much to have time for me...then I won't have time for you. I am understanding of busy schedules, as I am pretty busy too, but hanging out once a month...not going to make for a successful relationship.
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RoslynOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I'm a curvy [tattooed] mom to 3 [teen/preteen] boys. I work for EMS and go to school. I've got my hands full, but I wouldn't change it for the world. I am honest to a fault, spontaneous and outgoing. I've also got a very warped sense of humor. It comes with my job, you see and play in things that "normal" people don't and you have to channel it differently. Lots of sarcasm, dry humor, and joking about things that others apparently find inappropriate....lolI was married over 13 years, been single a few. I'm happy in life and you should be too. If you haven't been single long I probably won't give you a chance. It takes time to heal and I refuse to be a rebound, I'm better than that and you deserve better than that. I'm not perfect and don't expect you to be either. Everyone has skeletons, it's just a matter of how you see yours. Mine make me strong and independent. Im also understanding, I won't judge you because of your past and hope to get the same respect from you. I try to respond to every message I get but please don't be offended if I don't. I'm not looking for a hook up. That's not the kind of woman I am so if you aren't from this area we can talk sure, but its realistically probably not going to go anywhere. I'm always open to making new friends though. Slow dancing on a country road, riding four wheelers, Nerf war in the park, a Water Fight or out shooting. I want to know that the person I am with knows how to channel their inner child and isn't afraid to let loose and have fun. Something spontaneous and non-traditional, romantic! Or the 'normal' dinner and conversation if that's how you roll. I'm good with anything