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HeidiOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Some things matter more to me than to the normal HumanThats why i stand alone I.L.U.Integrity. Love. Unity. I'm gonna be as honest as possible :) if your looking for a girl who can get up and go out anytime, I am not the girl for you, I have a daughter and two dogs so im busy a lot with them! I do go out though! I enjoy music and dancing and singing, video games as well as reading! I'm wild and outgoing I love to laugh even at myself! I have no one style I always dress the way I feel that day! I'm far from normall and like it that way! I won't change I don't want to! I have a Peter Pan syndrome I'm still a child at heart! I love to love and hate to hate!most of the people on this site bore me!!! pls be interesting anything that wont make me yawn
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GertrudeOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
2 kids, job, car, love music, dancing, reading, learning, the ocean, geeky shit....I rely heavily on spell check, I don't drink beer that looks like pee, I like my wine red and my glass full, I like my steak medium, and could eat Rita's Italian custard for every meal, but I don't because that would be expensive and completely unhealthy. There's more to me than meets the eye, so drop a line and we'll chat. Before then...please read the next section...it's meant to be funny but with a certain amount of truth... I've had enough really shitty experiences that, it's like the law about not bathing an elephant in your bathtub, someone had to be dumb enough to do it, or it wouldn't exist. Food, drinks, some place we can talk and get time know each other, then off to do something fun if we're both feeling it. I'm always game for coffee first also.The following are ***, e.g. if you can say, "hey, that's me!" to any of these, please don't bother talking to me, I know it's not going to work.1. If you are still married....and LIVING with your wife2. If anything on your profile is a lie (age, marital status, the fact that you do or do not have children or a job, that you aren't a douche, when in fact, you are)3. If you have pix of you on your profile of you with your last kill....I understand, population control, eat all the meat, blah, blah, blah....it's nasty and I promise, you aren't making any ladies wet with desire with those pix.4. If you are just looking for a hook-up. Guys on this site fail to realize that having a vagina means I can get it when I want, penises are a dime a dozen, and if there isn't something substantial behind it, it isn't worth it anyway. 5. If you only listen to country music. I respect it, don't get me wrong, but something about it makes me want to shoot my dog and screw my sister, and I just can't handle it. 6. I'm a grammar nazi...if you can't differentiate between there, their, and they're, think you can cut something on, or really don't know how to use your and you're correctly, oh, and if you pride yourself on speaking ghetto in normal, everyday life, you can kick rocks.7. you think just because you feed and change the littler for the 5 cats you have locked in your basement that those actions constitute love of a pet, walk on.8. You think that hanging out with friends, having a drink (i.e. beer or glass of wine), or going dancing are childish and shows a lack of priority in life. The following are not ***, but you might want to think twice because they are major pet-peeves of mine:1. Facial hair that looks like your mouth could double for a ***'s era porn star's money maker....2. You are unnecessarily afraid of domesticated or farm animals. Horses and dogs (well, most dogs) don't want to eat you, and screaming like a sissy anytime one comes near you is not becoming of a grown man.3. You are obsessed with video games, especially FPS games. Playing them on occasion, with buddies or kids is acceptable, but inviting me over so I can watch you play Halo is not my idea of a fun date night.4. If you work too much to have time for me...then I won't have time for you. I am understanding of busy schedules, as I am pretty busy too, but hanging out once a month...not going to make for a successful relationship.
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MarvaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Geez this dating stuff is hard work! So here's what I'm looking for... Somebody like myself would be ideal but not absolutely necessary. I'm an Aquarius straight out of the books, I'm spontaneous, patient, loving, clean, organized and love to laugh (who doesn't). I do have two kids that live with me. They are my first priority and need a man that can appreciate and accept that. I want to start traveling more since they are older. So if you are into adventure, lets pack our bags! I have to admit I do have some flaws but most are tolerable hehe. One major one is that I'm intolerable of nonsense. While, yes, I'm patient and understanding, I don't deal well with nonsense :) so you play nice and so will I! Ok, before I scare you away...I ultimately wanna be loved and taken care of like I'm gonna love and take care of you. "I wanna walk that line a little crooked and I like to live my life a little on the rocks, laugh at every time I fail, not afraid to make a fool of myself and I keep dancing when the music stops" I'm cool with breakfast and coffee or dinner and drinks. A first date to me is seeing if you and another person have what it takes to make it to the next date hehe.