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GertrudeOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
2 kids, job, car, love music, dancing, reading, learning, the ocean, geeky shit....I rely heavily on spell check, I don't drink beer that looks like pee, I like my wine red and my glass full, I like my steak medium, and could eat Rita's Italian custard for every meal, but I don't because that would be expensive and completely unhealthy. There's more to me than meets the eye, so drop a line and we'll chat. Before then...please read the next section...it's meant to be funny but with a certain amount of truth... I've had enough really shitty experiences that, it's like the law about not bathing an elephant in your bathtub, someone had to be dumb enough to do it, or it wouldn't exist. Food, drinks, some place we can talk and get time know each other, then off to do something fun if we're both feeling it. I'm always game for coffee first also.The following are ***, e.g. if you can say, "hey, that's me!" to any of these, please don't bother talking to me, I know it's not going to work.1. If you are still married....and LIVING with your wife2. If anything on your profile is a lie (age, marital status, the fact that you do or do not have children or a job, that you aren't a douche, when in fact, you are)3. If you have pix of you on your profile of you with your last kill....I understand, population control, eat all the meat, blah, blah, blah....it's nasty and I promise, you aren't making any ladies wet with desire with those pix.4. If you are just looking for a hook-up. Guys on this site fail to realize that having a vagina means I can get it when I want, penises are a dime a dozen, and if there isn't something substantial behind it, it isn't worth it anyway. 5. If you only listen to country music. I respect it, don't get me wrong, but something about it makes me want to shoot my dog and screw my sister, and I just can't handle it. 6. I'm a grammar nazi...if you can't differentiate between there, their, and they're, think you can cut something on, or really don't know how to use your and you're correctly, oh, and if you pride yourself on speaking ghetto in normal, everyday life, you can kick rocks.7. you think just because you feed and change the littler for the 5 cats you have locked in your basement that those actions constitute love of a pet, walk on.8. You think that hanging out with friends, having a drink (i.e. beer or glass of wine), or going dancing are childish and shows a lack of priority in life. The following are not ***, but you might want to think twice because they are major pet-peeves of mine:1. Facial hair that looks like your mouth could double for a ***'s era porn star's money maker....2. You are unnecessarily afraid of domesticated or farm animals. Horses and dogs (well, most dogs) don't want to eat you, and screaming like a sissy anytime one comes near you is not becoming of a grown man.3. You are obsessed with video games, especially FPS games. Playing them on occasion, with buddies or kids is acceptable, but inviting me over so I can watch you play Halo is not my idea of a fun date night.4. If you work too much to have time for me...then I won't have time for you. I am understanding of busy schedules, as I am pretty busy too, but hanging out once a month...not going to make for a successful relationship.
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GretaOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I've never done this before. A few friends have been after me to do a profile so I am. I love taking pictures. I always have a camera in my hand and create photo books online with them. I am a huge animal lover. I have a cat, dog, fish and two frogs. I adore my animals. My cat is my baby and the dog goes everywhere. I have a cottage that I love going to. I love spending time outdoors even if its just going for a walk.I want a guy that I could talk to. Someone that is a friend first more then anything. Like I said I've never done this before so bare with me.I'm not very athletic but I'm not opposed to trying new things. I love swimming and doing summer things.I love travelling. My sister and I usually go on a big trip once a year.Kids are a big part of my life. I work with them so I tend to tell stories about my kids from work. I also have a 3yr old godson whom I adore and is a huge part of my life. Somewhere we can talk. Maybe go out for coffee so we can get to know each other.
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NanetteOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I.am 35, I love to watch porn, I enjoy soft rock,I love being spoiled,I hate players, I love the bad boys,I have tattoos,love ink,Pantara and type o negative and machinehead are the sh*tbut metallica is legendary..I am an atom bomb stuck in a cell just itching to exsplode.. somebody save me from my hell You know the perfect date.....