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Stephanie
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I’m pretty awesome, as you can probably already see. I’m laid-back and love summer and everything that goes with it - camping, fishing, canoeing, and concerts. I could do without mosquitoes though, and I really can’t swim all that well. I like to have fun, I don’t mind getting my hands dirty, and I’m not worried about breaking a nail. I do still expect to be treated me like a lady, and I like flowers and romance and all of that other girly stuff.I have a great job that I absolutely love. Between that and two children I stay pretty busy and I’m going to need someone that can deal with that. Its part of my double standard policy – I can be too busy but you need to make time. I think every other woman in the world may be like this too. I also don't want to deal with baby mama drama or anything else crazy. I don't have a lot of drama in my life and would like to keep it that way. I know you can’t control someone else, but you picked ‘em, not me.I don’t need someone to take care of me and I’m definitely not looking for someone to take care of. I’m learning that the minimum is harder to come by than you think. All I ask is that you don’t live at home with your parents, grandma, or anyone else that changed your diapers. Unless your house burned down, and I’ll expect proof. You must have a real job. This does not include tattooing out of your house, rapping, selling drugs, or any other way that doesn’t require you to file taxes. And you must have a car, including the license to drive it. If you don’t have all of your grown-up stuff you’re welcome to come back when you do, but don’t write me and ask if it’s ok that you don’t, it’s not.I probably won't respond if you have more pictures of your tattoo's than your face or your pictures are of you with a woman.
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Robert
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I'm a mom first! Love to laugh and goof around. Love art and animals. I am silly and goofy though my daughter would say weird and crazy, but in a good way.lol her words not mine. I refurbish furniture for a living, and also manage to sell some paintings here and there. I'm not very materialistic. I don't think that happiness comes from having things. A nice house and a lot of money wont make you happy unless you have someone you love to share it with. I'm a bit quirky but nothing weird or bad lol. I just like to goof around a lot with my daughter. Laughter feeds my soul. I try to find something to laugh about everyday, even on those days that you just want to scream. I am a huge animal lover. I can talk about animals like guys can talk about cars. lol I went to school for animal care. Would be working with them but I can't get past having to watch them die, or in pain. So I am doing my second passion and loving it. I work from home which gives me the time I need to be a great mom to my daughter. As for who I am looking for, I just want someone who can make me laugh. I want to be able to be myself completely and vise versa and be comfortable with it. Just be you and if were a match the rest will fall into place, if not then we can part ways as friends. Only thing I ask is to understand that you will not meet my kid unless I see a long term future. I will not put her through that. Also understand that my child does now, and will always ,come first. So if you can't handle coming second then please don't message me. I don't really want to go to dinner for a date. It's very nerve racking trying to get to know someone while shoving food in your mouth lol. Lets go ice skating, or bowling, something other than the norm. Lets be inventive!
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Kelli
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Well here it is...I'm a single mom workin 3 jobs...I'm a big girl but not a blimp...most guys are intimidated by me cuz I'm strong independant random crazy and vulgar...I don't take anyones s**t I'm 100% real and am looking for someone who's is real also...I'm sick of lame a** pricks trying to play games or get into my pants...if ur looking for something real then hit me up...and just throwing this out there if ur first message to me is hey sexy or I'm horny or wanna f**k u will be put on my blocked list come at me with something real and get on my level or don't come at me at all...and just throwing this out there I date younger guys from age 25 to 35 and my family don't believe in interracial dating...im not racist but wont give up my family for some guy...sorry if it makes me sound like a b***h and one more thing...have some class when u message me. im a lady and refuse to be treated any other way! don't message me that ur****is hard or u want sex I will block u right away!WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR-PLAY WITH MY HAIRWHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU- CHASE MEWHEN I POUT MY LIPS- KISS MEWHEN I KICK & PUNCH- HOLD ME TIGHTWHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSERWHEN I *** I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTIONWHEN I PULL AWAY- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GOWHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFULWHEN I SCREAM AT YOU- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN ITWHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISSTAKE NOTES BOYS................IF I DONT CALL YOU- IM WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL MEWHEN IM SCARED-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I AM WITH YOUWHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRYWHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS