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Etta, 31
United States, Iowa, Storm Lake

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**DISCLAIMER #1: If you can't handle a girl who is 100% honest and upfront about what she wants, it's probably best to move on to the next profile.****DISCLAIMER #2: Don't expect a reply if your message says nothing more than "Hi", "Hello", or "Sup". I don't need a novel or anything, but at least put a little bit of effort/creativity into it. Give me some sort of indication that you actually read my profile.**Just want to get this out in the open right off the bat. I'm sorry but if you're overweight I am not going to be interested. That said, you don't have to live at the gym and have a perfectly chiseled body. If you're a little bigger that's OK, but I'd say that more than 20 lbs overweight is a bit much for me. Sorry if that sounds shallow, but I can't help that that's how I feel. There has to be physical attraction, and that can't be forced. ANYWAY...look at my Interests section to see if we have anything in common. Some things you may want to know about me:- I don't currently own a vehicle. If this is an issue, move on. (P.S. I don't expect to be picked up/dropped off all the time. For the most part I can make my own way***I'm OK with dating a single father. - I have a sweet tooth, but I'm pretty good about maintaining my health and weight. It's all about moderation.- I have a pretty good job as a medical lab technologist, so I would like a guy who is motivated and also has a decent job. You don't have to be filthy rich, but I am kind of looking for someone to possibly settle down with, so financial stability is kind of important. - I do want a relationship eventually, but I am not desperate, nor do I want to rush into anything immediately. - I believe all relationships should be ***. I don't expect to always be right or to be the boss of you LOL (same with the reverse)- I love a guy who is easygoing, can find humor in most things, and loves to laugh.- I'm very interested in travel. Now that I have a good job (I just started it in ***there are many places all over the world I am dying to see. If traveling doesn't interest you at all, we're probably not a good match. Aside from the overweight thing mentioned above, please don't message me if you:- Are fresh out of a relationship and on the rebound. - Are just looking to hook up/be f**k buddies.- Look old enough to be my father (even if you claim not to be). - Have a criminal record.- Do drugs or smoke/drink excessively. - Still need a woman to cook/clean up after you. (I am on here looking for a boyfriend, not a son)- Work a minimum wage job (unless you're going to school at the same time, or working there to make money for school). - Lack self-confidence. I don't want to have to constantly reassure you that I still find you attractive etc. -- Are offended easily and cry a lot. (I dated a crier once...never again LOL)- Are super clingy and need to be with the girl you're dating ***. It's important to have lives apart from each other. - Have nothing but blurry/far away/shadowy/outdated photos. All I ask is that you have at least one (just ONE) photo where I can clearly see your face.So if you read through all that and did not get scared away, feel free to send me a message. I'm not as scary as I sound, honest! ;) I just want to be upfront about what I want in a guy, so that my time (and yours) does not get wasted. Just something casual. I'm open to lots of ideas...mini golf?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Mexican South American Biography Mystery Sport Snowboarding
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