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Laurel, 31
United States, Iowa, Clinton

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About Me

Okay, so despite the continuous let down in meeting quality men (no offense--but true), i've decided to explore other options (hence this dating site) hoping to meet someone who can make me laugh and handle my sarcasm like a champ!! (i can be brutal sometimes since i don't put up with bullshit--i tell it how it is and that sometimes gets me in trouble...) I'm single--that one up's me from a few of the other posts on here, right?! : ) I'm fun, smart, caring, sarcastic, interesting, funny, intelligent (I can actually hold a conversation), and confident enough to know & say I look good too :) I LOVE to laugh and joke around!! I have this weird ability to remember EVERY single quote from movies/shows and love to use them every chance i get!! although, i'm usually the only one who gets the reference i used--but at least it makes me laugh!! I am super independent because i was raised that way...not because i'm some feminist carpet muncher, lol....and i have a really great job, great friends, an amazing family and a future that doesn't involve just doing enough to 'scrape' by. i am determined to actually meet someone who still believes in chivalry, is funny, nice, honest, caring, respectful, interesting, successful, smart, goofy, sarcastic, fun, and outgoing--is that too much to ask for? I hope not because i'm not going to settle!! I want a guy who likes to go out and have a good time, whether it be sitting in Waiks and people watching or going to a dive bar (those are my fav!). I want someone who is down for whatevers. I love to go to wine bars & out to dinner, sail, hike, beach, snorkel (basically anything outdoors), bbq, hang out with friends or enjoy a quiet night in. I am probably one of the most easily entertained people you'll ever meet! As far as the physical, for me it comes down to who I have a connection with. I obviously need to be attracted to someone as well, but looks are superficial and "hotness" easily turns ugly once they open their mouth. It's a personality that makes someone even more attractive. I don't expect to find someone perfect, there is no such thing. Just hoping to find a guy that treats me with respect, that I have fun with, laugh with and enjoy being around regardless of what we are doing (even if it's day to day boring stuff). I tend to date guys older than me since they are the only ones who actually have their sh*t together and are on the same level as me, but hey--i'm open to new possibilities! I am loyal and genuine and know how to treat people with respect and honesty. i don't do this whole drama thing--i am straight up and very blunt!! so no games, no lying, no cheating and all the other things most of us have unfortunately experienced at some point in our lives.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Caribbean Chinese Irish
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