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Keri, 34

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About Me

So this isn't awkward......talk about yourself....hmmm...well I tend (secretly enjoy) to say inappropriate things at inappropriate times (sometimes witty, mostly not)... I enjoy straight vodkas too ( just to balance things out - maybe that's why I run so slow) and strong strong coffees. I love to travel and probably am always at my happiest going to see some new destination and eating new and different foods (which I will often attempt to recreate again badly). Having said that my tastes are not extravagant.... I'm not a fan of play-doh or blunt pencils (random but true). I am a big fan of movies but cannot abide chickflicks. I'm supposed to talk about my 'goals and aspirations' but that sounds way too sincere for me, so I shall leave it at that! (After all there is a link called 'view her chemistry results'...because that's not weird...).'. The guy should then pay for (of course) all the expensive clothes and carry all the bags. Then the guy (you) should whisk the girl away (in a hummer limo, or something equally as classy) to a lavish dinner with the most expensive champagne and most amazing food the girl has ever eaten and listen as the girl talks about about hair, make-up, nails, previous boyfriends and SATC. I think that would be a fair first date.I expect it's what every woman wants.......alternatively a drink or two in a pub with a two-way conversation would suffice.....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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