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Keri, 34

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About Me

So this isn't awkward......talk about yourself....hmmm...well I tend (secretly enjoy) to say inappropriate things at inappropriate times (sometimes witty, mostly not)... I enjoy straight vodkas too ( just to balance things out - maybe that's why I run so slow) and strong strong coffees. I love to travel and probably am always at my happiest going to see some new destination and eating new and different foods (which I will often attempt to recreate again badly). Having said that my tastes are not extravagant.... I'm not a fan of play-doh or blunt pencils (random but true). I am a big fan of movies but cannot abide chickflicks. I'm supposed to talk about my 'goals and aspirations' but that sounds way too sincere for me, so I shall leave it at that! (After all there is a link called 'view her chemistry results'...because that's not weird...).'. The guy should then pay for (of course) all the expensive clothes and carry all the bags. Then the guy (you) should whisk the girl away (in a hummer limo, or something equally as classy) to a lavish dinner with the most expensive champagne and most amazing food the girl has ever eaten and listen as the girl talks about about hair, make-up, nails, previous boyfriends and SATC. I think that would be a fair first date.I expect it's what every woman wants.......alternatively a drink or two in a pub with a two-way conversation would suffice.....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Johnnie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    How do you describe yourself on this it's all a bit cringe really! But if you want to get to know me than send me a mess:) And plz a pic would be nice after all it is a dating site, a bit like shopping if u like what u see you'll buy it :) also it would be nice to put a face to who I'm talking to:) A little insight into me, I'm unpredictable, spontaneous, loyal, honest , and outgoing. What you see is what you get, no hidden agenda's!! I've jumped out of a plane, deep sea dived the barrier reef, and got pretty drunk in the tea gardens (obviously not on tea) ha! would love to see the northern lights, travel a bit more, see different cultures and Exotic countries, so if you have the same values cast your line:) I'm not into mind games or messing people about so if that describes you, your not for me..:):)I enjoy nites out with family and friends but am beginning to prefer cosy nite's in with a bottle of Veno and a good curry, it would be nice to share those nites with someone special. Feel free to say hi and plz send on a picture:-) tks:-) A few drinks to break the ice would be my choice, something chilled and comfortable :)

  • Lippy

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    Woman. 71 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 57-76

    Hi! My name is Lippy. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Charles City, Iowa, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Sheryl

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    ******PLEASE KNOW I MEAN THIS (don't message me thinking you will change it) ******* I am looking for a white guy. No I'm not racist, only attracted to white guys. If you are only after a piece of ass, move on cause it won't happen. I think it's pathetic & lame to have to go online to find a booty call, they are openly out there in every bar.*******************************************************Going to try this a different way.I love to laugh & have fun. I am a sarcastic person. I sometimes say something keeping a very straight face just to see how you may react. I know how to control my mouth when I need too, but at other times I'm going to be me. I believe in making compromises in relationships, but if it means changing the person you are & it's not a change that benefits the relationship it's not worth the change. I've changed things in the past & why, I'm here on a dating website so obviously it didn't make the difference.I've been burned in the past, but everybody has at some point in time. If you haven't, it's coming, it's life. You learn, you move on. The things I have learned is that I am better with someone that values their family. Family is important to me. I don't like liars. I also don't like people that don't work, male or female. You will never have anything if you don't work. I am so tired of the selfies in the gym, believe me those pics aren't going to help you land a female. If a female is after a guy that works out, she will be looking for the muscles he has. Please be able to actually put together a sentence & spell. (Nuthin wurse then statemint like this.) And damn if you're inside, take off the sunglasses. It doesn't score you get laid or get the girl points, it scores lame points. Really depends on the person I'm going out with. I don't care for the whole dinner & a movie thing, too typical.

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