SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Elise
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
****Please do not message me if you are under the age of 23, do not have a stable job, do not have a car, do not pay your own bills, walk/talk/dress/look/act like a thug or have ever hit a woman. Black men are not a preference of mine. Thank you.****I tend to be attracted to weird people. Your tan, muscles or how much you can bench press is not impressive. If you want to know something about me, ask. I am not easily offended. I am a huge dork. Sarcastic, goofy and completely ridiculous. My son will always be my number one man. First dates are always awkward so it really doesn't matter.
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Ruby
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I\'m spiritual, laid back, goofy, loves music, Intelligent, and romantic, open minded. My match would be younger than me, single, no kids, holds a job, should be a reflection of me.
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Desiree
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Hey, how's it going? I see you're checking my profile, do you like what you see? If so do you like adventures? How's this for a first date? You can come pick me up because by the end of the night I'll be too smashed to drive anywhere. Then we'll go to the closest McDonalds and see whats on the dollar menu. You can have whatever you like. You want two double cheeseburgers? Thats cool with me, I like a guy that can eat. If you're into healthier foods we could go to Save-On and eat out of the bulk section. Thats where they keep all the free food. No one cares if you're just "sampling." You can't go to the bathroom til they're both done. We should be pretty drunk after that. Then we will go to the pool where I'll try to impress you by pushing little kids out of the way so we don't have to wait for the water slide. When we start to sober up it's time to go. Time to go get a big bottle of sailor jerry's rum and get pirate drunk. Yarrr Matey!!! From there I'll probably need to eat again but I'll most likely pass out while I'm eating. Don't let me order the soup cause I don't want to drown myself. If I am still going strong we could end up downtown where I'll show you my dance moves. I still remember having to learn to dance to Backstreet Boys in highschool gym class. It's my go to move. Sound like a good night? Let me know, Cheers!Alright alright, I'm joking. Send me a message to find out who I really am! :) Something fun and exciting! Something out of the ordinary!