SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Maritza
Online
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Let's keep this short and sweet...I should start off by warning you that I sell drugs...legally of course. I have my B.A. in Sociology and was going to be a physical therapist. Even survived a ***of grad school which included cutting open a dead person. Sounds exciting right? However, I threw myself a curveball and am now on the path to becoming a pharmacist to continue my ambition of being a drug dealer!My parents are off the boat but I'm not getting deported anytime soon, hopefully. Bonus points if you can guess my nationality. I love food and like experimenting with baking. Want some brownies? I can make them! I can easily hang with the guys, have a few beers and watch the Flyers. If you want to feel good about video games, I can lose them like a champ! There's no competition. You should have a job and be going someplace in life. I don't want a scrub, unless you wear them to work like me. Don't be a party animal...I'm not going to any keggers at your frat house and jungle juice from a trashcan is behind me. Don't take longer than me to get ready. You have a half hour tops pretty boy! Ps. I'm extremely sarcastic so I hope you can handle me. Be funny!
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Lucile
Online
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I don't want to tell you who I am, why I'm here or what I'm looking for. I'm not going to try to be witty, charming or pleasant. I'm not going to tell you what my hobbies are, where I want to be in five years, or tell you all about all the music I do and do not like. Whether or not you message me has likely already been determined by my photos (at the risk of generalizing men as superficial.)When was the last time you read an about me that said "I sleep all day, and watch TV, I live with my parents and I'm generally unlikeable"? People only say what's great about them in here, and I'm not going to do that, i'm not going to say anything at all.
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Pamela
Online
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I\'m single by choice, but not lonely. I love music, books and adventures. I\'m more into a person\'s mental beauty that can actually hold up a good conversation in just about any aspect in life.