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Maude, 24

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About Me

-I'm hormonal, emotional, and needy. -When I say I'll be ready in 15 minutes, I really mean an hour. -I cry over anything: a sad movie (or even a happy one), a broken nail, a bad hair day, etc. -I love speaking in code and hurdling obscure, theoretical questions at the men I'm dating, as a way of testing them and uncovering their true feelings about me. "Is there something you want to tell me?" Is one of my personal favorites. -I love shopping til i drop... So hopefully you have a lot of money, because I sure as hell don't. P.S. I expect you to tag along and tell me how great my ass looks in those jeans. -I loooooove talking. Especially when the game is on, or you're watching your favorite show. Oh, you want to know how my day was? I hope you have 45 minutes to spare. -I have a 90 day rule when it comes to having sex with someone I'm dating. The countdown restarts every time you piss me off. I look forward to hearing from you! Can't wait to start planning our wedding. XOXO Brittney Disclaimer: 1) I'm not actually married to dumbface.2) poor grammar will not be tolerated. My preschoolers are more articulate than some of the people on here. Brunch... Preferably somewhere with bottomless Bloody Mary's and NFL Sunday ticket.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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