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AbijahOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
This is like trying to write a cv.All applicants will get a replyI sit and wait, does an angel contemplate my fate?.........I know my profile is long..like Andrex..it goes on and on.......Please try and read all of it. I will know if you haven't, questions may be asked lolAre you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin..Here goes (Deep breath).. I'm honest, genuine, reliable, kind and caring, friendly, I'm trustworthy, easy going, laid back, positive, down to earth, romantic, I've got a good sense of humour. What you see is what you get, I don't pretend to be something I'm not.I'm fairly independent and I tend not to be influenced by others, I'd rather take a step back and look at the bigger picture.I'm looking for a serious long term relationship with someone who wants the same.I'm not looking for an endless text or e-mail relationship either, it would be good to talk sooner rather than later, how else are we supposed to get to know each other?(Great stuff this Andrex, long soft and very very long)Age is just a number and I'm young at heart. Nobody under 30 need apply..unlikely I know.. but flattering none the less... I'm not looking for anyone taller than me either, because I've lost my step ladder..and...I can't find my real ladder either!!!!(Are you still there? I'm a pub man rather than a club man,I enjoy watching tv and dvds.I enjoy socialising with friends and family.I have a very varied music taste, I listen to pretty much anything depending on my mood. Rock, pop, country, classical, opera.I love 80's music, I work in sales office for an an industrial fastener company,I've been there 14 years.I also work part time as a supervisor at Wembley Staduim which I absolutely love.(When the Andrex has finished can someone remember to throw away the empty cardboard tube please?)I'm a cat man rather than a dog man, I don't mind if you have a dog .(What will end first the Andrex or the profile?)I don't have any kids,I don't mind meeting someone with kids though,I have a 4 year old nephew and friends with kids. (My money is on the Andrex)Don't know what else to say really. If you want to know anything please ask. I don't really think you can judge anyone just by a few words in a profile and a couple photosI always try to look beyond what I can see.Please note....tattoos really don't do it for me and smokers don't either..Don't look for me on ***, you won't find me there, never been on it, have no intention of being on it(I can see the end from here... the profile and the Andrex)Please only contact me if you have a photoI like to know who I'm talking tooI'm no.t looking for a one night stand, so only contact me if your intentions are serious, no time wasters please. All my photos are recent, I look better in real life, as I said earlier, look beond wat you see lolI think I've finished, are you still awake?Happy fishing everyoneSOME RANDOM LIKES.All time fav song..Angels..Robbie W..I sit and wait dos an angel contemplate my fate....rock,pop,classical, country...and finally...RANDOM DISLIKESArroganceBad mannersPeasLiverBad driversRacismChuggersArsenalIgnoranceThese lists may be added to when i think of anything else.THE END...no...it really is the end...it really is.....it really really is...oh hang on a minute.......no.. that's it...Who hasn't thrown away the roll? Meet for a drink or go for a meal in a nice location so we can get to know each other
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PaulOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Paul. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Federalsburg, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JeremiahOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
OK, so a summary of me to 'sell' myself! Witty (borderline sarcastic), comes from being brought up in an Irish family, good with words, loves banter, well travelled, not a kn*b, vain, a player or a misogynist, bit of a foodie, likes good wine/cocktails, not incontinent, has a career and enjoys it (most of the time). Brought up properly in a female dominated household, so am respectful and know always to agree when asked about clothing!!Things I love to do - Sport is a passion and will always will be but reserved these days to golf, a bit of badminton, cycling. Comedy clubs, Gigs are all high up on my likes list.Music - wide and varied, but soul/rare groove was and still is my first love peppered with stuff from Faithless (awesome), Example and lots of indie stuff these days.Love to cook all sorts of food so need a foodie lover who's happy to be 'experimented on'. Anyway, I'm pretty relaxed about the whole online dating aspect but I would like to meet someone and only one special person who makes me go 'What a lucky boy am I???'. Someone I want to take to great restaurants and bars, the cinema,live music. Someone who is going to give me loads of stick (verbal only, I bruise easily), make me laugh a lot, do stupid things together.;.so wrong!!). They need to have an opinion, articulate, happy in their own skin with a streak of independence as I find someone has to make my grey matter tick as that's a massive attraction.So if you haven't been put off by my pictures and my profile has resonated with you, then let's chat, not endlessly but just meet up, see if there is any crack, fizzle and pop and we can go from there. I'll bring the 'care in the community volunteer' badge just in case you bump into someone you know. If not for you, then happy hunting... A coffee shop or a nice pub something relaxed so you can have a conversation see if there's any chemistry.A minimum of two exits preferably with automatic opening or push signs on them, nothing like getting flustered when you're doing a runner!!!