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IvyOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I enjoy all the regular things humans do... except small talk (ugh), large crowds, mommy groups ('dem woman are crazy) and I feel no guilt sending the nanny to go on field trips with my children. Also, if you posted yourself posed with dead animals, dead fish, or weapons. Move on. It won't work.So, won’t waste your time listing common human interests (we all like food and drink. We would die without them). That said, I will list a few points about myself to ruminate on: - I respect honesty, intelligence and wit above all other traits. Have wry wit myself...but I am not mean. I may live in my own reality, so just speak up if I say something off. I don’t offend easily. No biggie.- Not looking to change anyone or for anyone to change me.- Brains vs looks? Brains always win. Looks are a bonus. - I expect to be treated better than one of the guys. I don't need to know your restroom dealings, see you spit, scratch your man bits or any other thing you may do in private.- I love men. I’m not the type who gets off on unmanning the opposite sex. Totally respect a proper man.- Not big into "over-sharing". Some things should be kept a mystery. - I am not conventional. If I was in Star Wars, I would have gone to the dark side, totally. Seriously, have you seen the Death Star?? I don’ That thing was the bomb!!! If you are a Trekkie, I think the Federation was a total bonehead for not trying to create a Borg ship of their own. A cube shaped ship that could warp speed around. Damn! - If you don't want any DRAMA, buy a blow up doll. It is unrealistic. - I am a fiercely private person. Don’t ask too many questions. You will not like the answers. Trust me.- I do not believe for a moment that all these people who say they “enjoy fishing” really do. Seriously? Camping? Will tolerate it as long as I don’t have to sleep on the ground. Humans have spent most of history trying to evolve beyond sleeping outdoors. That said, I like the outdoors as long as it is close to the indoors.- I still watch cartoons. Do not watch local news. And, have no idea why folks watch the Weather Channel? The weather is going to happen. Just peek outside the window. You cannot change it. If is going to affect your travels or blow you house down, someone will usually alert or phone you. Move on with your day here in (insert your current city).- Don't really care what others think. Unless they are a part of the X-men team, their thoughts cannot kill you.- I live an epicurean lifestyle. Being alive is pretty cool, most of the time. If I had to pick taking a nap or cleaning. Nap wins, hands down. - I smoke, drink and do not make my bed. Move along if you have a problem with that. You are not the boss of me.- Don't like to cook, clean house, or buy greeting cards for anyone. I do not own an iron. I “cook” meals in the microwave and have my children thinking that eating raw vegetables and hummus for dinner is cool…which it is. - You can hire others to do tasks you don’t like to do. That is their profession! - We are all damaged by our childhood. Get over it already or get a shrink. It is silly to use that as a crutch your whole life. There are drugs out there to aid in the transition. If need be, get a prescription for some.- Life motto: Do what you really want to do (caveat: must have a proper moral code and no weird serial killer junk). Do u want to press a shirt or take a nap/write/play/do anything that doesn't include that damn shirt? Pay someone to do it! You don’t need to have über money to have people take stuff off your plate. What are you trying to prove by doing it yourself? The only thing that proves is poor planning skills or you have nothing better to do?- I don't do street drugs but am addicted to anything that starts with the small letter “i” (read: iPhone, iPad, iPod, iPad mini). They are my iLoves. Just settle down while I check my stuff. I know proper limits. -You cannot compete with my greyhounds or horses. They are furry and always over the moon to see me. Not possible for humans to keep that level…but I do enjoy watching someone try. - Not looking for a "baby daddy" for my children. Have them covered. Nannies are the best invention since, well, nannies.- Want to meet someone to have some adult fun with; and no, I am not booty call. Need conversations that do not include the words "buba", "diapie", or "did u just pee pee on mommy’s iPad?" Other adult activities are highly enjoyable for me as well.- If you wear your big boy pants more than 85% of the time, I am cool with that. - My greyhound sleeps on my bed every night. She will prevail. Quiet dinner or a drink. Or, a great rave/dance party. Somewhere we could talk. Yet, sometimes talking is overrated. I love films! I find that odd that seeing a film is against the rules. Makes me want to do it even more. I think a low key, pressure free environment would be perfect. But, a very high drama would cut the crap and see who has the balls!“Walking on the beach” is a flawed concept for a first date. What if you walk all the way down a shore line and realize you do not like this person? What an awkward walk back to the car. I am not going to make up some weird scenario to look cool!!! If the first date seems to produce some good mojo, the sky is the limit.
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LorraineOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Who am I? I can be a bit sassy, always classy, and NEVER trashy! I'm open minded and forward thinking. Passion fuels me. I'm driven and strong - an all in type of lady who follows her moral compass without being uptight. I'm determined to leave this world better than I found it. I believe in hard work, compassion, forgiveness, saying thank you and please. I'm quick to admit when I'm wrong but when I'm right, I'll stand my ground. I'm a work-a-holic... there I said it. :) Admitting it is the first step in changing it right? Change is good when you embrace the possibilities!I'd like to meet an attractive, educated, confident, and affectionate man who makes time to date and see where (if any) it leads. I'm not certain what it is I seek other than a connection of some sorts without the stress of putting a label on it until there's a label to had. I'd like to get to know some new friends, make new memories, and enjoy the laughs along the way. If you are seeking an activity partner, I'm not for you. I've had those, some were great....some not so great - you get the point? I believe great sex is an important aspect of a great relationship but I am not going to be your FWB. Please don't be offended but I deserve much more than that.We've all had our "What the *bleep* was I thinking moments and I've had mine. Life is full of lessons - They either lead you or teach you. Time to move forward and keep believing. Yesterday was a lesson, today a blessing, and tomorrow an adventure. Are you ready to get out and enjoy life like me? With the cooler weather brings so many possibilities to make memories and enjoy life. Don't be shy, message me and let's connect.Happy Fishing! Some place quite and relaxed
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MaritzaOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I SMOKE, and not here looking for casual hookups, Bootie calls or friends with benifits.Dating today is hard, we have all been through some things in our pasts.That is why it's called the past.Life is so much better when we have someone to share it with. Are you out there looking for me too? Are you looking to start out getting to know me as friends and let it grow into something worthwhile. We know what we want and don't. .I can be funny, outgoing, serious when needed. Like to go out, but like staying in too. Movies cuddled on the couch, walking in the rain. Spending time with friends and family. My sons are 15 and 19 so they are gonna outgrow me soon.. Have many more interests you will soon discover, or we can discover together..I don't play games with people, like honesty and morals. If I could be what you are searching for, drop me a message and let's see where it can go.. No pics no response. I have one..it's me the good, the bad and the ugly.. When we judge a book by it's cover, we can miss a good story inside.. Hope to hear from you soon. If not happy FISHING and may God bless you with your KEEPER.. DAWN"" Who you hiding from , by not having a profile picture."" Dinner and conversation.A picnic or walk in the park.Something both agree on.