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StarrmanOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Hi! My name is Starrman. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Grant, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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KevynOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
yay the fun stuff on telling how boring, and why im so wrong for you. (make sure you do this in a mono tone voice)i dont do much sit around the basement and watch tv, got to have my fill of spongebob, play video games all night, and sleep all day, yes thats right i said it basement. why leave the nest when i dont have to do anything. dont play sports to affraid of to getting dirty. im so lazy i get someone else to turn the screwdrive or find my lost remote for me. i dont shower or shave but maybe once a month if the neighbors havent sign a petition saying its time to. i dont clean, dont know how to use a broom. cant cook, did you know that u can burn water i didnt know that. if we ever meet for a date, just to let you know my mom will be do the driving unless you want to come pick me up, and this is the ***'s so if your not arm broke dont expect me to open the door for you, and paying for it all, na we going dutch. so what you think ladies, aint i just the catch you just want? so i hope you enjoy the story, probably scared some you off, but just did it, in good clean fun. as you can tell i have a sarcastic sense of humor, like to joke around alot but can be serious when need to be. so now the serious part: for starters i have a daughter she is my number 1 and she lives with me (yes figuring a way to fit her in the story without dss being called on me). not on here looking for a one nighter, friends with bens, or booty call. i dont juggle. i enjoy hanging out with friends and family (well the people who took me in as family), like to do anything outside but hunt find that just a tad boring, i also enjoy nice night at home on the couch watching a good movie, dont do the bar scene. depends
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ElhananOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Hey, just a wicked down to Earth guy, looking for a wicked woman. Love the beach and should be be there right now! Just want a woman who knows what she wants and goes for it. A real woman, no games... someone who can rock-out and have fun, be at the pub or club or just having some brews on the beach. PS I am addicted to cuddles.....Really though....we both want to be each others best friends, fall for each other like crazy, slip away into each others eyes. Hit me up for much more. pub or beach...few drinks get tings going see what happens...surprises are best....