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JosesOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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FerdOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Travel, Family, Music and Food are some of my greatest gifts; and I want to share those things with a wonderful person. I’d like to meet someone friendly and not indifferent to the world outside.
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TateOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Hello,I am a single Father to two amazing boys. I love to laugh, and think of myself as a pretty easy going individual. I love the outdoors and most anything water related. I enjoy spending time around the house as well, watching a movie or listening to music.