SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
FerdOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I am well educated, well travelled and always on the quest for new adventure and learning. I love literature, whether its in a book or audio form. I enjoy all kinds of exercise and try to maintain a healthy lifestyle. I love to surf, bike ride, hike (with my heavy backpack), run, and even walk. I am also well versed in the entertainment department aka television; I love movies! I love to cook, I am picky about my food such that I am always thinking of ways to make it better. But if I was just using words, and I had to use both positive and negative...I would use these Complicated, romantic, athletic, surfer, foodie, dog lover, well travelled, passionate, confused, clean, orderly, sometimes meticulous, calm, patient15 REAL Reasons to Date a Paramedic#15: Cleanliness – Paramedics do a lot of cleaning around the station during their down time. Most of them are just as handy with a mop and a vacuum as they are with an IV needle. Knowing how to quickly do station chores might not make them the perfect mate, but it goes a long way towards keeping your apartment tidy.#14: Frugality – Paramedics don’t make much money. Many of them can only aspire to fry- This teaches them to be shrewd with their cash since they have no choice but to stretch their dollars to their max. Looking for a cheap date? We’re your best shot.#– Paramedics spend a LOT of time with their work partners, sometimes spending hours upon end sitting in a parking lot waiting for the next call. When you’re in the close confines of the front of an ambulance with another person you learn quickly to bathe regularly, wear deodorant, and to be considerate enough to open the window when you fart. If you don’t, the same fate will come back to haunt you tenfold. This knowledge does wonders for any relationship.#12: Entertainment – When you spend hours of your day with another person waiting for a call to come in, boredom can set in quickly if it isn’t kept in check. Since a bored paramedic is a dangerous thing they usually come up with fun ways to entertain both themselves and their partner. All of these ways are cheap (See #***Have you ever roasted marshmallows in the front seat of a car using a toothpick and a lighter? It works as well as any camp fire. Boom, romance.#– Paramedics work very long hours for low pay and usually get abused by their employers, coworkers, and patients to boot. Still, they always seem to come back for more. Most paramedics are unwaveringly devoted to their patients and communities. To make a career in EMS is to enter into an abusive, co-dependent relationship. If you’re looking for a person who will be as loyal as a German Shepard while you treat them like dirt, you’re looking for a paramedic.#10: Free time – As a benefit of the long-hours and low pay that comes with the job, paramedics spend almost all their time at work. Just last week I put in 96 hours and nobody thought it was unusual. Are you looking for free time to do whatever you want or to have another relationship on the side? Great! We’ll be too tired to care.#9: Free Medical Advice – The other article has this one exactly right. We’re happy to provide free medical care and advice to those we love. It may not be quality care for all conditions… but at least it’s free and provided in good faith. Who needs a doctor to treat that growth on your neck? You’ve got an in-home healthcare quasi-professional.#8: We can cook – Every now and then paramedics actually get the chance to eat something that isn’t congealed to the bottom of a fast-food deep fryer. When we do, we usually cook it ourselves. You should try my “Doctored Ramen” recipe. We just need to stop by the dollar store first and get some off-#7: Never worry about deadlines again – The other article says that paramedics “Know the value of timeliness” because we work in a profession where “time is always of the essence.” While that’s not blatantly untrue for all paramedics, the other 99% aren’t so timely. Fortunately we’re very good at performing under pressure and in getting things done very well at the last minute. Are you a procrastinator and have somewhere you need to be? No problem, we got this.#6: You don’t have to be so concerned about your own physical appearance – Feel free to let yourself go a little. Paramedics see a lot of naked people and most of those people are not people we want to see naked. A lot of them are also very sick and sick people don’t smell good. Are you putting on a few pounds? Did you not have time to shower today? Chances are you’re light years ahead of the last fifteen people we were forced to look at in a state of undress. You’re good.#5: Access to crates of medical grade personal lubricant – This one almost speaks for itself until you realize that most of the things we use this substance for are decidedly not all that much fun.#4: Your parents will LOVE us – As long as you lie to them about our long-term income potential, parents universally love paramedics. They think we’re nice people and that we do good things. Paramedics are also very confident when they walk into new situations and meet new people under stressful conditions. It makes us masters of the first impression. Your friends will love us too.#3: We know all the best restaurants – The places with the best food in town are almost never those fancy sit-down places with tables and stuff. They’re the little out-of-the-way diners where the preferred place setting is the “Stand Up and Wolf it Down” method of gastronomy. The heat from the engine can warm up even the coldest fast food. It might even warm your heart.#2: The Code-3 Club – This is gross due to all of the various bodily fluids and other pathogenic materials that tend to fly around in the back of an ambulance… but if you really want to join, you have a better chance with a paramedic than with anybody else.#1: Humor – Do you like laughing until you cry? Date a paramedic. We know funny
-
JolyonOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I\'m the competitor\'s competitor. I always want to win and I always want to outperform my highest level. Please don\'t message me if you smoke, do drugs, are looking to hook-up, or are under my height.
-
KaiOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I give up! Nobody ever replies to anything I send them! You find me interesting then YOU message me first****** >>******If you DO actually send me a message, make it more than 'hey', 'hi', 'hey there', 'what's up' ect. Send me an interesting message. I am to the point that I will *** others!/rantFirst, let me say that as I find/take some GOOD pictures, or at least my definition of good pictures, I'll upload more of them...which seems to be taking forever!I'd ask for pictures, plural, as one can never do a person justice. I also ask for more than just your chin and up. That may sound shallow but attraction is a primitive basal gene in our DNA informing your frontal cortex in your brain that having sex with someone will produce strong and able offspring. That said, everything starts with attraction! I'm going to school now so I can again work in my rate (job). :) I have been in the Navy for 7 years and if I can will make a career out of it! Working on aircraft is something I really enjoy since it stimulates me mentally. I have a large collection of movies and will continue its growth. Not really a guru per se, just a fan; sometimes I need to escape my world for a little bit! I love to read and attribute my vocabulary and verbal skills to my reading though I generally haven't got a large amount of time to do so. I miss the simpler life when I could more often. I am a video game hobo, but only because I can't find someone special; were I to meet even the right friends, I'd be out having fun with them, but when you move around all the time, it's hard to make and keep friends, let alone girlfriends...I like cars, I have a Subaru Impreza WRX and love driving it; it's really fun at the track and if you like anything you are seeing/reading, maybe I'll take you with me and have you ride around a course sometime....I think I'm a pretty awesome person and if you actually take the time to learn about me and get to know me, I think you will too! I'm not a player or whatever the term is these days....I was raised by my mom and so know how to treat a lady; don't let that fool you though, you smart off to me and I'll give it right back; sarcasm is like my second language! Third and fourth languages are swearing and bad English!Anything else you'd like to know, feel free to ask. I'm a night owl and so am usually awake late hours.Lastly, ladies, I'm not perfect, and while I always strive for perfection, I know I will always fall short. So do me a favor and cut me some slack;**note: some of us on here are legitimate and looking not only for someone to have some fun with but maybe just some cool people in general! That said, it's rather difficult to surmise whether or not someone fits the bill if no one ever answers any messages sent out. Oh, and if you message me, try for something more than just 'hi'; that will definitely set you apart! take a dance lesson together, or go bowling; maybe ice-skating if i can find an indoor rink...really, anything but the cliche dinner and a movie, although I am not against going somewhere to talk so that we might have a chance to learn about one another; we could go out to the river here and shoot some of my guns, but that's only if you're the adventurous type!!! go on a hot-air balloon ride, or skydiving?