Philippa

• Monument
• Colorado
• United States

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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

Let’s see…I’m looking for a man with loads of cash to support my shopping fetish. Unfortunately, what looks I have are fading fast, so a bit of work may be required. SO, more money will be needed to provide the work that needs to be done. Think Extreme Makeover.I don’t drink a lot, but I’m not very responsible and I’m slightly insane… 2 steps away from the loony bin (maybe 1). I have 2 kids that are very demanding and throw tantrums at inappropriate times.I can hold down a steady job, but I prefer to pretend to work for obscene sums of money. Work ethic = I show up, they pay me. I'm very good at pretending to work - have it down to fine art. I CAN cook (some things) but would prefer to employ staff, or a man for this ordinary task. I would be more than happy to supervise. I’m pretty good at that :)I like to have my way, so hopefully the man I seek is the doormat type who does everything I say. I have a tendency towards bossiness.Oh, I am a stalker, so I must be told daily how much I’m adored. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply.If you read through all of this, and you are laughing...mission accomplished…

Janett

• Monument
• Colorado
• United States

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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

I am looking to find someone I can laugh with and have a great time. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, so give me any great comedy, and I will love it, rather than be offended. I have learned that opposites attract, but don't last. Those things that were cute in the beginning, drive you crazy in the end. Therefore, I'm looking for someone with the same interests, whether it be music, hobbies, mutual attraction.

Kizzie

• Monument
• Colorado
• United States

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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

I'm new at this, I work a lot and its hard to go out and meet people. I love trying and seeing different things, love to travel and the beach and sun. Not sure what else to write, just ask me.