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ReynaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.
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PhoebeOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Great gal, looking for great guy. Please don't send me messages asking me to smile, im not sad, it's a selfie n Id feel silly smiling at myself, heck I feel silly taking a selfie. If you want me to smile, give me a reason too.;-) I love to laugh n have fun, crazy sense of humour, borders on sarcastic, but in a good way. I'm shy until I warm up to you, then watch out!!! Not here looking for one nighters, sorry players. If your funny, cool, n know how to treat a woman, a bit of a gentleman, ( saying excuse me when you burp at least) maybe Id like to know you. Drop in n say hello. Usually go for coffee to see if theres a connection.
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AliceOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I love exploring and seeing the world, whether that means something in my neighborhood or across the globe. Laughter is also an important part of life. My friends are my family and have been there through thick and thin. I have lived in several states and have met some of the best people! I don't think I could replace the experiences those people and places have taught me. I enjoy biking and love the variety of trails in the Balt-Wash area.I'm an avid reader, love a good glass of wine and enjoy trying new restaurants. First date I think should always be somewhere where you can talk. That could either be over a glass of wine or coffee or taking a walk around the water.