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ReynaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.
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KateOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Hi I'm a widowed mom of 4. 2 of which are still at home. I don't get out much anymore,going to the club got kinda old. I like to get out and enjoy life. I like being outdoors doing different things. And like to just stay home and snuggle up with a good movie. I would really like to find someone who can be both silly and serious. I hate drama,don't have any and dont want any. If ya want to know more just ask.
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GloriaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I love to be outside, especially riding my horse.... My horse is a big part of my life. So I have to say, if you don't like horses & riding, or you are a couch potato that does not like to be outside, I am probably not the woman for you. It's not a deal breaker, just will make things difficult. Hey, I love being outside so much I actually enjoy cutting the grass here at home!; go for a ride... If it's an outside activity, I'd probably try it if I haven't already. I am afraid of heights, but believe it or not, I have worked up enough courage that I really want to try zip lining! I'm looking for someone to share that experience with. Trying to overcome my fear, so gotta take the small, safe steps at first. ;-) I don't really drink, don't smoke or do drugs, and would prefer the same in a partner. I try to take pretty good care of myself. I do my best to eat right & exercise. That being said, I'm looking for someone in fairly good shape that is willing to get out & be active & stay in shape. If you're a smoker, I can honestly say it's one of the biggest turn offs for me! If you're a big drinker, well don't bother. Not into that either. Don't mind a drink ever now & then, but any more than that is too much for me. When I say I don't drink, I'm serious! I don't think I've had even a sip of a beer in the last few years. I'm not one for sitting around & doing nothing if I can avoid it. Not into games, tons of baggage or hook ups. I like my low drama, low stress life. I would love to find someone to share it with! As with everyone, I have had past relationships that have gone bad. I'm not regretful of my past, as I believe it is what has made me into the person I am today. I just like to live life to the fullest and have fun. ***I've been divorced for almost 15 years, and only had 1 serious relationship since then. No drama with exes here. I'm in no way the perfect woman, and I am not looking for the perfect man. I am however looking for the man that's perfect for me. I can only hope that he is out there somewhere.......I'm not thin, pretty, rich, or talented. I am honest, generous, loyal, and loving. Pass me by for what I'm not, and you'll miss out on what I am....AMAZING!.... Let's talk about it & decide together. :-)