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Reyna, 45

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About Me

I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am back on meetville...I dated a guy for three months and recently found out he was cheating so if that's something you're into, I'm not the one for you!With that being said, I have met some really nice people on meetville and hope to have more luck this time. I live by myself in an apartment and have my kids occasionally. They are 19, 16 and 11 and they are very busy so we get together as much as we can depending on my work schedule. I have been divorced for four years so there is no baggage there and it doesn't take much to get over someone who's cheating....atleast not for me. I enjoy traveling and have been fortunate to have been able to see a lot of neat places in the world.I do Home Health Care now in the St. Croix Valley and absolutely love my job. Helping people really makes you feel good about yourself at the end of the day.I am looking for someone who is loyal, honest, funny, serious when necessary and not just looking for a booty-bang!Looking forward to hearing from you! Happy fishing I want to take things one step at a time. Chatting, texting, phone and by then a first meeting will be easy to plan!

  • Abigail

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am a straight shooter , no bs kinda girl , would appreciate meeting he same . I like being outdoors , love to laugh , my personal preference is casual dress , love a guy in ripped jeans , bb cap and t shirt . I love my rock n roll , am young at heart and can be impulsive , passionate and sometimes inpatient . What I am looking for is someone to cuddle with after a long day , to go hiking with , to play soccer or ball with our kids , go on day trips , have coffee and conversation with on a Sunday morning ,naughty nights without the kids are important too , i am a passionate person in all aspects , to have date nights with , to cook side by side , and to laugh , laughing is so important I say nothing serious because this is online dating , lol , i think the idea is to meet people and go from there , you will never know someone from a picture or a chat , but it's a starting place .my body type is curvy , so if you are looking for twiggy or a woman with the body of a 14 year old boy , keep looking , all my pics are recent from aug ***IF YOU ARE INSECURE ,IN A RELATIONSHIP , NOT WILLING TO POST A PIC , DISHONEST , SEEK ELSEWHERE I AM NOT INTERESTED Outside somewhere , coffee , menchies , dog park

  • Millicent

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I am a mother of a beautiful 1year old daughter, she is my everything! I like fishing, camping, baking, planting flowers, painting and i love the holidays! I listen to all kinds of music! I am a loving and caring person looking for someone that will love us and that will not lie or cheat! My fav saying " If you cannot handle at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best" ! I am beautiful inside and out, yes i said out, i am a BBW and i have curves that will take you places you have not ever been! Big girls no how to love a man, if he loves her like Christ loves the church. I am supper affectionate and love to love and be loved. I like all kinds of music! I feel the need to clarify, I am a bbw not thick, there is a difference, so if you cannot handle a real woman, please move on. Best of luck fishing! Something low key and casual! Maybe a park or coffee shop, a place that we can talk and might be child friendly, as my daughter is 8 months and go's most places with me. Dress should be what you wear normally everyday, so as not to pretend to be something you are not. I like to hold hands and am very affectionate so you will know by the end of the date if i like you or not.

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