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JanelleOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
First I would like to say. If your profile says you want a relationship please let that be what your looking for. SO many profiles say that but then they say that's not what I'm looking for. I have 3 beautiful children that are my world. I love the outdoors spending time with family and friends. Enjoy bonfires, boating, swimming and camping. Not looking for a booty call or one night stand. Must be family oriented. If you do not have a photo please don't message me I will not respond.
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ReynaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.
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KateOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Hi I'm a widowed mom of 4. 2 of which are still at home. I don't get out much anymore,going to the club got kinda old. I like to get out and enjoy life. I like being outdoors doing different things. And like to just stay home and snuggle up with a good movie. I would really like to find someone who can be both silly and serious. I hate drama,don't have any and dont want any. If ya want to know more just ask.