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FranciscaOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
So...who am I? On paper and in a very small nutshell, that is. Can we admit that this is hard to do? Ok, top 5 descriptive words: compassionate, funny, independent, loyal and possibly a little twisted (which I realize is technically more than 5 words). I'd like to think I'm equal servings of smart and silly, romantic and practical, independent and yet truly interested in being a good partner. I'm comfortable to a certain extent being on my own, but not satisfied. And that brings us to this nutshell.I'm lucky to have a job that I really care about and love. I work at a local non-profit helping both people and animals. It's rewarding and exhausting all at the same time, but mostly rewarding. Honestly, I'd love to get out of work brain a little more. Think you could help with that? I'm open to suggestions!These days I've been working out with a trainer and really loving it. I need the accountability and structure, plus I love getting stronger...Most of my outdoor time is spent working in my yard and garden, or very slowly walking my 17 year old dog down the street about two houses. She's a determined old tripod! Game nights with friends at home or at a neighborhood bar is something I'm most always up for. Our group is pretty competitive so those afraid of shit-talking should stay away.
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FernOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I'm intelligent, very spontaneous, outgoing, adventurous, have a playful side and have a great sense of humor, i can take it as much as i give it. lol OH yeah i forgot to mention...i'm cute too and i do have some meat on my bones but i'm working on it and so far so good ...lost 14lbs in the last 6 weeks..my pics I have posted are only a 7 weeks old and updated pics to come soon sooo stay tuned...lol Some say i have a magnetic personality, always positive and it tends to rub off on the people around me. I've been here in the Fort since June ***and i like it so far except for the traffic....Grrrrr are all the bad drivers here in this town?I'm looking for someone to hangout with and get to know a bit. NO "out of towners" or guys who live in camp.... please it makes it hard to try to get to know the person. This town can be boring at times especially during the winter months so finding someone to go for drives with or have dinner with would be a bonus. Dont get me wrong, i have a lot of friends but i love meeting new people besides you can never have too many friends.I enjoy going to a pub or lounge to watch a hockey game, GO HABS GO !!! I've been to lots of Oilers games too, nothing better then being there yelling *** at the tv. lol I'm not a bar star and really dont like that scene at all, not for me. I have NO time for shallow people or guys who can't communciate, or like to play head games or do drugs. I never judge a book by it's cover unless there is nothing to read on the inside, in this case then im not interested.Now here is a little test for you!!! See who passes it...lol1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)3. Multiply by 804. Add 15. Multiply by ***then......6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number ( do not add them together )7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.8. Subtract ***. Divide number by 2SEND ME THE NUMBER WHEN UR DONEYou'll Love it!! Try itHe said She said...too funnyHe said... Want a quickie?She said... As opposed to what?He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said... You wear briefs, don't you?He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?She said... No, have you?He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?She said... I would, but you're never there.He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said... Well, you succeeded.He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat prick.MEN vs WOMENSUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. STYLE: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. MONEY MANAGEMENT: A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want. HAPPINESS: To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. MARRIAGE DECISIONS: Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed. MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MEMORIES: A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. WHAT A WOMAN WANTS: Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy... ***is to let her think she is having her own way. - The other is to let her have it. LONGEVITY: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MISTAKES: Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. THE BATTLE: A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. JOKE OF THE DAY...Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Hmmm How about meet for a coffee and see if there's going to be a first date. lol
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GloriaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I love to be outside, especially riding my horse.... My horse is a big part of my life. So I have to say, if you don't like horses & riding, or you are a couch potato that does not like to be outside, I am probably not the woman for you. It's not a deal breaker, just will make things difficult. Hey, I love being outside so much I actually enjoy cutting the grass here at home!; go for a ride... If it's an outside activity, I'd probably try it if I haven't already. I am afraid of heights, but believe it or not, I have worked up enough courage that I really want to try zip lining! I'm looking for someone to share that experience with. Trying to overcome my fear, so gotta take the small, safe steps at first. ;-) I don't really drink, don't smoke or do drugs, and would prefer the same in a partner. I try to take pretty good care of myself. I do my best to eat right & exercise. That being said, I'm looking for someone in fairly good shape that is willing to get out & be active & stay in shape. If you're a smoker, I can honestly say it's one of the biggest turn offs for me! If you're a big drinker, well don't bother. Not into that either. Don't mind a drink ever now & then, but any more than that is too much for me. When I say I don't drink, I'm serious! I don't think I've had even a sip of a beer in the last few years. I'm not one for sitting around & doing nothing if I can avoid it. Not into games, tons of baggage or hook ups. I like my low drama, low stress life. I would love to find someone to share it with! As with everyone, I have had past relationships that have gone bad. I'm not regretful of my past, as I believe it is what has made me into the person I am today. I just like to live life to the fullest and have fun. ***I've been divorced for almost 15 years, and only had 1 serious relationship since then. No drama with exes here. I'm in no way the perfect woman, and I am not looking for the perfect man. I am however looking for the man that's perfect for me. I can only hope that he is out there somewhere.......I'm not thin, pretty, rich, or talented. I am honest, generous, loyal, and loving. Pass me by for what I'm not, and you'll miss out on what I am....AMAZING!.... Let's talk about it & decide together. :-)