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JillOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I’m hoping to discover someone who can bring a smile to my face and share in life’s pleasures. I am happy on my own, but I’d rather share my life with someone special. I have a big heart; I’m active, fun-loving, upbeat, and independent. I can be spunky, sassy, and feisty at times.I am looking for an educated, career-minded professional (but not a workaholic), someone with good values, a good sense of adventure, and a good sense of humor, someone who strongly values education, one who has goals in life, who is genuine, sincere, and honest, and not afraid to let me be me. Finally, I am looking for someone who is seeking a real relationship. I am at the point in my life that I am able to relocate in the future if the situation is right. A few of my favorite things…Laughing til it hurts, music and romance, a sense of accomplishment, new adventures, working out, long walks, the sound of rain, romance, thunderstorms, making memories, family and friends,books, the sun on my face, sarcasm, cheesecake, chocolate, animals, short get-aways, being outdoors, phone calls during the day “just because,” grilling out, the rain forest, nature, the night sky, crisp autumn nights, snow on Christmas day, people with a zest for life, making a difference in someone's life, believing the best in life is yet to come. Can’t stand: Arrogance, selfishness, lying, someone without a sense of humor, control freaks, and cigarette smoke.Note: I have 2 kids: ages 17 and 19. I prefer to meet someone who isn't raising young children anymore. I love kids, but am looking for someone who is more in the same place in life as I am.
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JoOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I am a country girl at heart. I enjoy bowhunting, fishing, 4- I am the proud mother of two grown children. I love my job. I listen to many types of music but mostly classic rock or country. I love movies (except horror and science fiction). I believe in treating people the way I would like to be treated. I believe in living every day to the fullest. If you want to know more, just ask.
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FernOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
I'm intelligent, very spontaneous, outgoing, adventurous, have a playful side and have a great sense of humor, i can take it as much as i give it. lol OH yeah i forgot to mention...i'm cute too and i do have some meat on my bones but i'm working on it and so far so good ...lost 14lbs in the last 6 weeks..my pics I have posted are only a 7 weeks old and updated pics to come soon sooo stay tuned...lol Some say i have a magnetic personality, always positive and it tends to rub off on the people around me. I've been here in the Fort since June ***and i like it so far except for the traffic....Grrrrr are all the bad drivers here in this town?I'm looking for someone to hangout with and get to know a bit. NO "out of towners" or guys who live in camp.... please it makes it hard to try to get to know the person. This town can be boring at times especially during the winter months so finding someone to go for drives with or have dinner with would be a bonus. Dont get me wrong, i have a lot of friends but i love meeting new people besides you can never have too many friends.I enjoy going to a pub or lounge to watch a hockey game, GO HABS GO !!! I've been to lots of Oilers games too, nothing better then being there yelling *** at the tv. lol I'm not a bar star and really dont like that scene at all, not for me. I have NO time for shallow people or guys who can't communciate, or like to play head games or do drugs. I never judge a book by it's cover unless there is nothing to read on the inside, in this case then im not interested.Now here is a little test for you!!! See who passes it...lol1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)3. Multiply by 804. Add 15. Multiply by ***then......6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number ( do not add them together )7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.8. Subtract ***. Divide number by 2SEND ME THE NUMBER WHEN UR DONEYou'll Love it!! Try itHe said She said...too funnyHe said... Want a quickie?She said... As opposed to what?He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said... You wear briefs, don't you?He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?She said... No, have you?He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?She said... Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?She said... I would, but you're never there.He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said... Well, you succeeded.He said... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said... That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board, while I sit on the sofa and fart.He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?She said... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat prick.MEN vs WOMENSUCCESS: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. STYLE: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. MONEY MANAGEMENT: A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want. HAPPINESS: To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. MARRIAGE DECISIONS: Men marry because they are tired. Women marry because they are curious. Both are disappointed. MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MEMORIES: A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. WHAT A WOMAN WANTS: Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy... ***is to let her think she is having her own way. - The other is to let her have it. LONGEVITY: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MISTAKES: Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. THE BATTLE: A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. JOKE OF THE DAY...Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Hmmm How about meet for a coffee and see if there's going to be a first date. lol