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BettieOffline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Looking for my best friend, someone I can laugh and enjoy life with.
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ReynaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.
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ZelmaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
A HOPEFUL ROMANTIC WHO HASN'T GIVEN UP ON LOVE AND RESPECT AND I WANT THE CLASSIC DYNAMIC COUPLE OF YESTERYEARS, THE NATURAL MAGNESTISM OF TWO THAT EVERYTHING STOPS IN A CROWDED ROOM AND WE GAZE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM AS IF THE ONLY TWO...TRUE ROMANCE AND IT STILL EXISTS~A little about me..I am all woman from my feminine core to my loving heart and very comfortable embracing that goddessness and yet finely balanced with strong opinions and stubbornness when necessary ;)...Fun,Witty, High Positive Energy, Easy to get along with... I DO NOT desire empty praise from men but rather crave authentic presence on every level from a man in the reality not the fantasy or illusion..... A writer at heart, music lover, spiritual, classy,honest,trustworthy,independent,strong,genuine, compassionate,spontaneous, adventurer, sensual, affectionate,voluptuous, delightful cook (and together with someone, total sensual experience), thirst for knowledge, love of life, conversationalist about anything and everything...Love anything Italian, enjoy outdoor venues, spontaneous trips local and otherwise, a delicious espresso and a good book,old cars and car shows, night out dancing or walking under the stars, movie night nestled with the beautiful man in my life as well as getting lost in an amazing sunset with an amazing breeze and the contentment of perfect company to share it with, an adventurous day on the water or anything new and outdoors~A little about you..First and foremost, you are not intimidated by a very balanced woman and the congruency of your intention/actions is clearly present. When I see you, I melt. When you speak to me in your commanding voice, all my usual arrogance goes out the window. You understand who I am. I understand who you are. You understand my strength, but subtly let me know that you are in charge now and that I no longer need to be in charge. A gentleman of course and you speak your mind and truth while appreciating all individuals path on life regardless. You are cultured, refined and passionate man, spiritual and a Godly man, sensual and love to cook, possess a beautiful mouth and know the power of a kiss, the power of touch and there are no time constraints intimately, ideally of european mindset, the desire and ability to communicate on every level A MUST...You have an amazing sense of humor and make me smile effortlessly, honest, no games and truly wants and is fully ready to find a good woman. Our alignment is timely and it flows beautifully!! You will have your own life as I do and we connect on a very special level when we come together.,have many passions and interests to occupy my time! Intimacy in all forms is sacred to me, a special connection that I don't take lightly and it's natural~I have been divorced 9 years, I have 2 amazing, handsome teenage boys that recently are living with their father locally...I look forward to the day a man that appreciates that will be included during my time with them and they can meet the amazing man that steals my heart~ I want that one and last first date where the magnetism is immediately present, the conversation is open, clear and mutually stimulating where we decide by the end of our time we are deleting our profiles and this is it!! Optimal of course...let's connect and see if this paints our picture ;))